Wife or Husband shop se nikly to ek faqeer ne kaha..
"Shehzadi"
5 rupe de dy andha hoon.
Husband:
De do,
Tumhen Shehzadi kaha hai to zaror andha hi hoga...........
"Work Hard But Make
Some Time To Your
L O V E
F A M I L Y
N
F R I E N D S
Nobody Remembers The
Power-Point Presentations,
Marks
0r
Degrees
On Your Death ..."
Doston ki Yaadon Se Badkar Koi Dolat Nahi Hoti..
Sath Rahna Hi Dost Ki Jarurt Nahi Hoti,
Duriya Kar Deti Hai Yaadon Ko Zinda,Warna Yaadon Ki Koi Kimat Nahi Hoti
Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said €India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air
Its Not When I Look Back,
At All The Memories &
Good Times We Had,
Makes Me Sad,
Its When U Consider Those,
Memories As Nothing To you,
When They Meant,
Everything To Me.
ZAM ZAM is about 18*14 feet and 13 meters deep well.
It started 4000 years ago.
Never dried since then never changed taste.
No Algae or Plant growth in the well.
This small well provides water to Millions of people.
Watch your Thoughts, they become Words!
Watch your Words, they become Actions!
Watch your Actions, they become Habits!
Watch your Habits, they become Character!
Watch your CHARACTER!, It becomes your DESTINY!!!
Style of break up:
Boy bought gift for His Girl friend-
GF:Wat the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: U wanted stars na?
Now sit on it and GET LOST:p
Girl:I hate d fact that u r taller than me
Boy:trust me there is an advantage in it
Gal:wat?
Boy:Whn i hug u,
U can listen to my heart which beats only 4 u
Awesum Quote:
Only a few people can feel the rain,others just get wet,
Much Awesome:
Only a few Lovers can feel the pain of depart,others just find another
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...
Deeiray dheeray dil main utarta jata hai koi,
Mujh ko MAIRI JAAN bulata hai koi,
Main toot ke bikhar jaon, ye mumkin nahi,
Boht piyar se sath apne mujhe sulata hai koi.........
Whats missing in H__RT? EA or U?
Pick EA & youll get a heart!
If u pick U, you will get hurt!
Id pick U coz its better to get hurt,
Than have a heart without U.
Allah's Apostle used to
practice a aitakaf in
the last ten days of
the holy month of Ramadan,
May Allah removes all the hurdles
and make it easy to follow our prophet.
Ramadan is the (month) in which was sent down the Quran,
as a guide to mankind,
also clear (Signs) for guidance
and judgment (between right and wrong).
The moon has been sighted
The samoosas are ready
Here comes EID so just go steady
Lots of dua"s is all i request
and just wanted to wish you all the BEST!!!
"Eid Mubarak"
When the sun has set, and day is done-
I"ll break this chain, but only one.
By the end of Ramadan, this whole chain will be all gone!
It"s time for Eid and lots of fun!!!
Girl to Pathan:Tm Khali Pait Ktna Apple Kha Skta Hy?
Pathan:4
Girl:Nhi!
Sirf 1,Kiuki Usky Baad To Tmhara Pait Khali To Nhi Rahega Na
Pathan:Wah Yara Kamal Hogya!
Hm Apny Dost Ko b Batayega
1 pathan n other pathan were watchin a cricket match.
When Afridi hits a boundary.
1st pathan: Kya Goal mara.
2nd pathan :
Rehana bewakoof ka bewakoof,
Goal ismein nahin cricket mein hota hai
Friendship is not about finding
the right person but,
Creating the right relation.
It's not how much we care
in the beginning but how much
we care till the end.
Friendship is not history 2 forget
Friendship is not maths 2 calculate
Friendship is not english 2 learn
its only chemical locha dont try to
understand it
just enjoy it
I was on a ship thinking of you.
when i looked down i dropped a tear in the ocean.
then i promised myself that until someone finds it.
i wont forget you.
'Life is everything'
when the person u love misses u in your absence..
but 'life is nothing' When
they miss to understand your importance in your presence.
Cos today is your day,
its an opportunity for u to know that
u are special and special things are for u today,
i wish u all the best.
Happy birth day. Love u!
"Fly in the plane of ambition,
and land on the airport of success,
Luck is yours,
wish is mine
may ur future
always shine. . .
With LOTZ LOVE
"Happy BIRTHDAY 2 YOU".
bohat udas hai tere chup ho jane se..
ho sakhe to kuch kar kissi bahane se..
tu lakh khafa sahi par itna to dekh ..
koi toot gaya ha tere roth jane see.
Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai,
Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai,
Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad,
Phir har mod pe usi ka intezar kyon hai.
Mat likhen (SAW).
Iska matlab he"Kaatnay wala aara"
Bl k pura likhen Muhammad (S.A.W.W.)
.IS KO AAGAY BHEJen.PLZ DO NOT DELETE IT! Ye Bat Sub Ko Maloom nhi.
U r the Best HEART Surgeon in the World...
Bcoz U made a place in My Heart
Without cutting & Splitting Blood.
I'm Lucky 2 have a "SWEET FRIEND" like "U":-)
1 sardar Army ma bhrti howa
2 din bad jang shuru hogai Sardar k helmet pe goli lagi
Sardar Gun phaink k bhag gya Or bola
"Aqalmand k liye ishara hi kafi hy"
Kisi k Dharkte Dil k pichhe koi baat hote hai,
Kisi k udas Dil k piche koi yaad hoti hai,
Aap ko pata ho ya na ho,
aap k khushi k liye kahin roz fariyad hoti hai.
Kushbu tere Pyar ki mujhe Mahka jati hai,
teri har baat mujhe bahka jati hai,
Saansen to bahut der leti hai aane jane me,
Har saans k pahle mujhe teri yaad aati hai.
* If there ever comes a day when we can't be together, keep me in your heart; I'll stay there forever.
* You may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to you, but you’ll always be special to me.
* When I close my eyes, I see you. When I open my eyes, I see you. There is nothing I can do without thinking of you.
* I can climb a thousand mountains and swim a thousand miles just to see you smile.
* You brighten my day with the sound of your voice, you bring so much laughter and love, you are everything to me and I was so blessed when god sent you here for me.
* Somewhere, someone dreams of your smile and finds your presence in life so worthwhile. So when you are lonely, remember it's true that someone somewhere is thinking of you.
Have A Vanilla Morning With Strawberry Msgs
Chocolaty Calls & Buterscotch Thoughts, Fruity Funs With Mango Joys.
Wish u an Icecreami Day..!
Go0o0d m0rning
Agar koi acha lagy to us sy kam mila karo,
Agar koi ziyada acha lagy to usy sirf dekha karo,
Agar koi dil m utar jae to usy sirf yaad kiya karo
Hazrat Ali (A.S)
Dil mein kuch nhi
Aaj dard k siva
Aankhon mein kuch nahi
teri yaad k siva,
Dost aap meri dosti
mat chorna,
Zindgi mein kuch nahi bacha
teri chahat ke siva.