Thursday, August 25, 2011

pray 4 karachi

Bari anokhi Eid ki kharedari hy ter
shehr-e-karachi main

Log RO RO ke kafan khared rahy hy apne
jaan Nasheeno k liye

pray 4 karachi

Special Iftar 4u

Friend I have a special Iftar 4u
A Glass of Care
A Plate of Love
A Spoon of Peace
A Fork of Trust
And a Bowl of Prayers
Enjoy Your Iftar

Kisi Cheez ki Tammana

Mujhy apni zindagi main or
kisi cheez ki tammana nahi hay

Ya RAB

Bus jo ankhain ye msg parh
rahi hain iska daman sada
khushiyon se bhara rakhna

Kabhi hota nahi jo rabta us say

Kabhi hota nahi jo rabta us say mera “Mohsin”
Main khod mein doob jata hoon wo mujh ko mujh mein milta hai

laut aanay ki umeed

Aaj tak hai dil ko us k laut aanay ki umeed
Aaj tak tehri huee hai zindagi apni jagah

Muhabbat ka Zamana

Apna hi dil apni hi tabahi ka sabab hota hai
Ye muhabbat ka zamana bhi ajab hota hai
Kon si baat kis shaks ka dil tor de
Bolne wale ko ye ehsaas he kab hota hai...!

Karachi s current situation.

Karachi s current situation..
Jo ghar pohanch gya wo sikandar,
jo nah pohcha wo bori k andar!

Wait for the Teachers

A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college campus

He wrote...

Drive Carefully!
Dont kill the students,
wait for the Teachers

Ab Nahi Maarungi!

Dost..Biwi se Jhagra Solve hua kya?
Santa..Ghutno pe Chal k Aayi thi Mere Paas.

Dost..Kya Boli?
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Janat se zyda

"mjhy janat se zyda jaeinamaz p bethna py bethna Acha lgta hy kyn k janat m mra dil khush h0ga or jaienimaz py mra RAB" HAZRAT ALI (A S) .

line marti hai

1 nursery CLASS ka bacha bola
madam main aap ko kaisa lagta
hun?
Madam boli
SO SWEET
.....
BACHA apni side Ke Larki se bola
dekha maine kaha tha na
line marti hai

Dunia Shareefon Ko Jeenay Nahi Deti

girl:
Ye Jo Samne Ladka Betha Hai
Is Ka Naam Kya Hai

Waiter:
...Yeh Humare GM Sahb Hain

Girl:
Yeh Mjhe Aik Ghantay Se Pareshan Kar Rahey Hain

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Murga Murgi Se:

Murga Murgi Se:
I love u jaan.
Main Tumhare Liye Kuch b Kar Sakta Hoon,

Murgi:
Haye Sachi,

Murga: Haan

Murgi:
Chalo Phir tumharay pas 2 options han darling

PAKISTAN k khilaf aik aur sazish

BREKING NEWS

PAKISTAN k khilaf aik aur sazish
Pakistan ki tareekh ka sub se bara raaz aawam k samne aane se pehle hi mita diya gaya . Karachi mai firing se 4 logon ko hlak kr dia gia aur ye wo log thy jo janty thy
K

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.

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Aji Sunty Ho

Wife:
Aji Sunty Ho
Aaj Hmare Munne Ne Pheli Baar Aadha Jumla Bola

Hasband: Acha Kya Bola?

Wife:

kich nay taha tha Pepchi. . .

Sony chnl se aney wly drma Srial C.I.D

Sony chnl se aney wly drma Srial C.I.D ki Pori Team Ko Nkal Diya Gya H, wo B Is Bt Ka Pta Ne Lga Ske The

K

K

kis Ne KhA tHA k PpsI p 5 Rupe Km KardO:-D

Without Love,,,

No Life
Without Love,,,
No Answer
Without Question???
No Rain
Without Cloud....
No Friendship

Jin raho pe ek umar tere sath raha hoon

Jin raho pe ek umar tere sath raha hoon
Kuch roz se who raste sunsaan bohat hain
Mil jao k lot k phir aon na main shayed
Kamzor hoon main rah main tufan bohat hain
Ek tum he nhi meri judai main pareshan
Hum b to teri chahat main veran bohat hain

I Miss U D Most

Oye Mere Dost

Andhero Ke Ghost

Double Ande Ke Tost

Bhujhe Huye Lamppost

Flop Show Ke Host


I Miss U D Most

I Miss U D Most

Your soul touching mine

Your heart feeling mine

Your body caressing mine

Your thoughts in my head

Your love filling me totally

Surrounding me engulfing

mujhay gila to

GILA

mujhay gila to
us chand
se hai
jo hr roz
mujhay us ki yad me
be sakhta
ho kar

Bhulana Sakoo Gay Mujhe Bhool Kar Tum

Bhulana Sakoo Gay Mujhe Bhool Kar Tum
Mein Aksar Tumhein Yaad Ata Rahonga
Kabhi Khuwab Ban Kar Kabhi Yaad Ban Kar
Mein Neendein Tumhari Churata Rahonga

Standing At The Door

Q ? what?s the definition of women?
Ans ? someone who talks for hours
while standing at the door
but won?t sit
because of lack of time !!

Allah Aap ko sub kuch de car ghar

Allah Aap ko sub kuch de car ghar daulat izzat shohrat property khushian sukoon aur aur aur aur bas kar laalchi kuch reh gaya hai kia? itna lalach bhi acha nahin hota

God has given Eyes: To look at U.

God has given Eyes: To look at U.
Hands: To pray for U.
Mind: To remember U.
Heart : To love U.
And And Legs: To kick u if u 4get me

Aj tum DILL mangu dain gay

Aj tum DILL mangu dain gay DHARKAN mangu de daingay JIGAR mangu dain gay JAAN tak mangu de saqte hain kiyo k in charo filmo ki CDS ghar par pari hain!

College ki galyon main ajeeb khel hota hay...

College ki galyon main ajeeb khel hota hay...
Class k bahanay dilon ka mail hota hay...
Notes ke jagah love sale hota hay...
Iss liye to PAPPU her sall fail hota hay...

Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ur jaati hai

Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ur jaati hai

Koi humse bhi ishq kare

Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai

Bache ko perhaya karain

Teacher ne 1 bache ki Mother ko likha k bache ko Nehla k School bheja karen,


Mother ne Notes Parhne k baad likha k

bache ko Parhaya Karen,

Sunga Na Karen..!

Women qualities

HARD-DISK woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

INTERNET woman:
Difficult to access.

SERVER woman:
Always busy when you need her.

1 admi car main 2 lrkiyon k 7 betha hai.

1 admi car main 2 lrkiyon k 7 betha hai.

Car ka No. 2989 hai,

jo Car ka number hai wohi admi ka

un larkyon say rishta hai.Batao kia rishta hoa?

Its challenge 4 u.
.
.

Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho

GirL:
Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho
Tm din mei kitni Shave karte ho?

Boy
30 se 40

GirL:

Larki ka bap larki se

Larki ka bap larki se: jise tum pasand karti ho us k pas bangala car jaidad he.
Larki: toba he sub mard 1 jese hote hen wo bhi aap k bare ma yahi puch raha tha

Line marnay k bohat say tarekay hay \

Line marnay k bohat say tarekay hay jis may say 3 mandarja zail hay. . . . . . . . . . . . . .
1: Pencil se.
2: Pen se.
3: Marker se.
Be positive yar ;

Kuch is tara dosti nibayenge

Kuch is tara dosti nibayenge,

Nokri na mili to bilkul nahi ghabraenge,

Dono station pr chaye ki dukan lagayenge,
Tum chaye banana
Hum chaye chaye chilayenge..

only when ur heart has

Friendship
is a Sun, which rises,
only when Ur heart has
set on it
Friendship
is a Throne, U can sit,
only when U share Ur
kingdom wid it ... !

walk lightly into our lives

F.r.i.e.n.d.s
Walk Lightly Into Our
Lives
And
Slowly Into Our Mind
At 1st We Never Care
Who They r...

people come to you

P E O P L E
Come To
Y O U ,

For What
Y O U
Have .... !!

But .......

lifes most deepest feelings

Life's Most Deepest
Feelings Are Often
Express In Silence
And
The One Who Can Read
Volumes From Your

im not shakespear 2 write about u

I'm Not Shakespear 2 Write About U.
I'm Not Sonu 2 Sing About U
I'm Not MF Hussain 2 Paint U.
I'm Just ur Frnd 2 Say,
I'm Always With U.

who is a true and great friend?

WhO iS a TrUe AnD gReAt FrIeNd?












friendship doesn shine by shaking

A friendship doesn't
shine by shaking
hands in the best times
But
It blossoms by holding
the hands firmly in
critical times ...

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Chaand ki Pehli Dastak Pay

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          '-. _ _ .-'

Chaand ki Pehli Dastak Pay,

CHaaNd MuBaRaK Kehtay Hain,

Sub Say Pehlay Hum Aap Ko,

"Chand Raat Mubarak" kehtay hain.

Look Outside Its so pleasant!

Look Outside Its so pleasant! Sun Smiling For you Trees Dancing for you Birds singing for you Because I requested them All to wish You ***EID MUBARAK***

Eid is the combination

Eid is the combination of 3 meaningful words E Embrace with open heart I Inspire with impressive attitude D Distribute pleasure to all Eid Mubarak

Last Nite i Caught

Last Nite i Caught some StaRs*** I vl Give them 2 the PeOple whO r juSt so SpaRklingly Special . 2 Me.... * . . * / Catch it....it\'s 4 U 2 make ur Day a happiest Day Eid Mubarak

EID AI TO KHAYAL AYA

EID AI TO KHAYAL AYA HAMAIN JANE KAB BICHRAY HUWE LOG MILAY JEE MAIN ATAY HAI ABHI TUM SE KAHAIN EID KA CHAND MUBARAK HO TUMHAIN HUM HAIN KHAMOSH HAMAIN DAR HAI YEHI LAB KHULAIN GAY TO PUKARAIN GAY TUMHAIN TUM KO DEKHAY HUWE SADIYAN BITI TUM SE KEHNA HAI YEHI AJJ HAMAIN MAANGNA BHOOL NA JANA HUM KO CHAND KO DEKH KAY GAR HATH OTHAIN!!!!

CHAND RAAT HAI

MAIN HON TERA KHAYAL HAI AOR CHAND RAAT HAI DIL DARD SE NIDHAL HAI AOR CHAND RAAT HAI ANKHON MAIN CHUBH GAIN TERI YAADON KI KIRCHIYAAN KAANDHON PE GHUM KI SHAAL HAI AOR CHAND RAAT HAI DIL TOR KAY KHAMOSH NAZARON KO KIA MILA?

" Eid K Din "

" Eid K Din " Aaj Roota huwa Ek Dost Bohat Yaad Aaya, Acha Guzra huwa Waqt Bohat Yaad Aaya, jo Mere Dard ko Seenay mey Chupa Leta tha, Aaj Jab Dard Huwa to Bohat Yaad Aaya

Eid ki Dua

" Eid ki Dua Sab Dostoon K Lieye " Saarey Jahan ki Khushiyaan uska Naseeb Karday, Hansta rahey Sada woh Ussey khushnaseeb karday, Kabhi Dil na uska Tootey Kabhi Chot (Zakham) na Woh khaaye, usko Wafa kYa RAB Itna Kareeb Karday, Us k Laboon pay ya RAB Sada hon Muskrahatain,

Aaj Khuda ki hum

Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani, Karde maf hum logo ki sare Naformani, Eid Ka din aj aao milka kare yahi wada, Khuda ka hi raho mai hum chalange sada. Sare Musalman ko EID MUBARAK

SunHari dHUP

SunHari dHUP BaRsat k bAAd, tHori Si hAsi haR bAaT k BaAt, uSi taRHa hO mUBArak yE Eid raAmDaN k BaaD, wiSHIng yOu a VEry spEcIaL ".*.*haPPY eID mUBArak.*.*.* "

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Better to keep

It is better to keep mouth shut n let ppl thnk u 2 b a fool instead of speakng n leavng no doubt abt it:-D

For Every Smile

If you never thanked Allah for every smile

Then,

U have no right to blame Him for every tear.

Dard ko Lafzon Mai

Dil k Dard ko Lafzon mai dhala na gaya**

Ghum k Ansuon ko Aankho se nikala na gaya**

Us ne Mujhe Dard is liye diya**

Q K us se Mera Pyar Sambhala na gaya

So ja Diploma

1 orat Bachy Sy:

So ja “DIPLOMA” So ja

2nd aurat:

ap isy “Diploma” Q Kehti ho?

Orat:

Meri Beti Sargodha university me Diploma Leny Gai Thi or “ye” Le Kr i hy.

New Research of Astrologers

New research of astrologers.

never beleive in 3 people.

sagitarius, capricorn, pices. Bcz they never belive in anyone.

never lose 3 people,

libra, cancer, aries. Bcz they are the most sincere n true lovers.

never share with 3 people,

Every Love Story

Why in every love story sister suports brother but brother doesnt suport sister…..?

bcoz sister knows what love is..

and brother knows what boys are..:-D



;-)

Badlna Aata Ni

Badlna aata nhi humko mausmo ki trah
har roop main tera intzar karengay
na tum samait sako gy jisay qiyamat tk
qasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar krengay…y

EID-UL-FITR

On the Auspiecious Occasion of Eid Wishes u and ur Family Eid MUBRAK Faizan rana

On This Joious Occassion Of
EID-UL-FITR
May Allaha Bless You With Happness And Grace Your Home With Warmth And Peace.

May ALLAH Bless Us

*~Eid Mubarak~*
To You & Your Family. May Allah Bless Us All With Happiness & Faith. Ameen.

Eid Mubarak to you

Eid Mubarak to you and your family.
May Allah shower His blessings upon you and your family.

Remember me in your prayer.

Happy Eid Wishes

* EID MUBARAK *
* ” + ” “” + ” + ” *
* _ _ _ + *

Wishing you & your family Peace..,

Happiness , GOOD HEALTH &

Propersity……..

AMEEN

EID is a wonderful DAY

EID is a wonderful
“DAY”
“2Pray”
“2Love” “2Care” “2Smile” “2Relax”
änd “2Thänk Alläh”
4äll He gives to us,EID MUBARAK

Friday, August 19, 2011

apanii rusavaai tere naam ka charchaa dekhuuN

apanii rusavaai tere naam ka charchaa dekhuuN
ek zaraa sher kahuuN aur main kyaa kyaa dekhuuN


mujh pe chhaa jaaye vo barasaat kii Khushbuu kii tarah
ang ang apanaa usii rut men mahakataa dekhuuN


main ne jis lamhe ko puujaa hai use bas ek baar
Khvaab ban kar terii aaNkhon men utarataa dekhuuN

Nice poetry Sms

khudara uska mujh pe itna asar ker de.
bana ker usay chawon mujhye shajar ker de…

Kaash Asa Howa Hota!!!

Yeh Aarzu thi k aisa bhi kuch huwa hota,
Meri Kami nay , Tujhey bhi Rula dia hota,
Main Laut Aata Teri Simt Ek Lamhain main,
Tere Labon nay Mera Naam to Lia hota.

Kuch Log

Kuch log meri duniya main khushbu ki tarha hain,,,


Roz Mehsus to hotay hain per dikhai nahi detay.

Dosti sms

Hum chup rhete hain koi khafa na ho jay
Bhole se humse koi khata na ho jaye
Bari mushkilon se bana hai koi apna
Dar lagtha hai k wo kahe juda na ho jaye

Life Is Like Math

Life is like math
Life is like math. Friends ko plus kro ,

dushman ko minus kro,

khushion ko multiply kro,

Gham ko divide kro, aur hamesha muskrao.

Zindagi

Zindagi
Cigarette ki tarah hoti hai,
Enjoy karo

Warna
Sulag to rahi hi hai,
Khatam to waise bhi ho hi jayegi
Gud Day!

Allah se kaho

I LOVE U
Allah se kaho
I MISS U
Namaz se kaho
I BELIVE U
Quran se kaho
I TRUST U
Rasool se kaho
I HATE U
Gunaho se kaho
I aM Muslim fakhr se kaho.

Sub hanstay hn sub rotay hn

kuch mitti me mil jaty hn
kuch lafz ada hojaty hn

kuch honton me sil jaty hn
Mana k adhoray rehty hn
...
per khuab tu sub k hoty hn
kuch kho kr bhi pa letay hn

....A warning for the bloody rangers.

yaqeenan yeh reaayaa badshaah ko qatl kar de gi
musalsal jabr se Mohsin. dilon main darr nahi rehte....

.....A warning for the bloody rangers.. who think killing civilians on the streets is just...

Sohni Surat MUHAMMAD (P.B.U.H) Ki

Banai Kya KHUDA Ne Sohni Surat MUHAMMAD Ki

Huye Aashiq Wo Jisne Dekh Li Surat MUHAMMAD Ki

Kamal-E-Husn-E-Yusuf Pr Faqt Ashiq Zulekha Thi

KHUDA Khud Jis Pe Ashiq Hy Wo Surat Hy MUHAMMAD Ki

Muslamano Ko Jab Janat K Darwazy Pe Rokengy

Hukum Hoga K Jany Do Ye Ummat Hy MUHAMMAD Ki.

What is BUSINESS

Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gates daughter.
Son: Then ok
Dad goes 2 Bill Gates
...Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is d CEO of the World Bank.

Girls language.

stupid..
Means u r smart...

idiot..
Means u r looking cute...

shutup..
Means i love u 2...

The best among

The best among the names is Al-Rahman
The best among Ilm is that of Quraan
The best among the humanity is Muhammad s.a.w
The best among words are La Illaha Illallah
The best among months is Ramadan
The Best among deeds is Prayer
The best among actions is Sajda

Hajj nahi kr saktey

‎3 log Hajj nahi kr saktey!

1. Asif Zardari, Q k koi shakhs apne ap ko pathar nai mar sakta.
2. Altaf Hussain, Q k haj telephne pe nahi ho sakta.
3. Nawaz Sharif, Q k koi shahks 1 crore ka hair transplant kar k tind karwani ki ghalti nai karey ga.
LOGIC!

Dear Aamir Liaqat

Dear Aamir Liaqat
Thank you very much ..
aapki waja se logon ne hamara mazak urana band kardiya ...
From (pepsi wali aunty ,, zubaida aapa ,, faraz ,, surf excelwali daadi,, zardari ,, rehman malik )

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Namak ni hai

Wife 2 hsbnd
Zra kitchen se namak lana
Hsbnd
Yaha to koi namak nhi hy
Wife
Mjhe pta tha Tm to ho hi andhe Tmhe nhi milega
Is lye pehly hi le i thi ;)

Muslman aur Momin

Ashfaq Ahmad likhtay Hein:

Aik sawal ne mjhy bahut pareshan kr dia

aur uska jawab koi mufakkir b na de saka.

K Musalman

aur Momin me farq kya hai?

Chotey se Ga’un k aik Mochi ne joti muramat krtey hue mujh se kaha:

Mohabbat kia hai

Mohabbat kia hai?

Main ne pucha

Zindagi se,

Jawani se,

Suraj se,

Phoolon se,

Kainaat se,

Asmaan se,

Adam K Rabb Ko

1 Shakhs Kahin Ja Raha Tha K Shaitan Us K Sath chal para..

Raste Mein Usne Na Fajar Ki Namaz Parhi

Na Zuhr Na Aser Ki Na Maghrib na Eshaa Ki,

Yeh Dekh K Shaitan Bola:

“Mere Aur Tere Raste Ab Se Juda Hain”

Us Admi Ne Waja Puchi To Shaitan Bola:

Loving Names Of

Loving Names of

HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.)

1. In Quran

(MUHAMMAD & AHMED)

2. In Zaboor

(AAQIB )

Insaan k Dil pr

Hadith

“shaitan insaan k dil pr ghaat lgaaye betha rehta hai,ps jb insan Allah ko yad krta hai shaitan hat jata hai,laikin jb Allah ki yad se ghafil ho jata hai to waswase daalne lgta hai.” (bukhari)

great relationship – form

A great relationship is formed because of 2 reasons :



First is to find out the similarities



& second is to respect the differences.

Saharay Jitne B

KHUDA Py Bhrosay Ka Hunar Seekh Lo,
~DOST~
Saharay Jitne B Sache Hon Sath Chor Hi Jate Hain.!

Guftgoo aisi cheez

Guftgoo aisi cheez he jis ki waja se Insaan:

Ya to dil mein utar jata hay

Ya phir dil se utar jata hay.

Insan ke Niyat

” Insan Ko Achi

Niyat Pe Wo Inaam miltey Hain, Jo Achey Amal Pe Bhi Nahi mlitey. Kiun K Niyat Men Dikhawa Nahi Hota. “

Kamyabi aur nakami

” Kabhi b kamyabi ko dimagh me or nakami ko dil me Jaga na dena,

Q k kamyabi dimagh me takabbur or nakami dil me mayusi peda kr deti hai.

Apna Hal-a-Dil

Sub So Gay Khushi khushi Apna Hal-a-Dil Suna kr, “MIAN”

Mera koi Nhe Jo Mujhe Kahe Tm Kyun Jag Rhy ho..!

Meri Dua Ke Sath

Ek khushbo Gulab k sath

Thori si hansi her baat k sath

Ek YAAD Mulaqat k sath

Naya Mousam

Thori si barsat k sath

Love with Crow

A hen falls in love with crow.

Cock caught them both red handed.

Cock said

“Muj me kia kami hy??

Ma tm se pyar krta hu.Tmhari family se hu.Tm pe marta hu.

Muj se ziada pyar tm se koi b nai ker skta

Milon Door Se

KHAMOSHI:

aisa darakht js pr karwa phal nhi lgta

HASAD:

aisa aala jo insan ko andar or bahir se khatm krta hy

SACHAI:

aisi dawa jski lazzat karwi magr taseer shehad se zyada meethi hy

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

This Is Life

When I got enough Confidence,

the stage was gone…!

When I was

Sure of Losing,

I won…!

When I need

People the Most,

Love related quotes

Love related quotes.

love isn’t seen by eyes,it’s seen by heart.

(shakespeare)

The one who gets in love again and again,he doesn’t know how to get in love truly.

(juli snake)

Trust is a greater compliment

Trust is the eaziest thing in World to lose…
&
Amplitude is the hardest thing to get back…!

To be trusted is a greater
compliment than to be loved…!!

Well wisher

“Wellwisher is not who meets u daily & talks to u daily.

Wellwisher is 1 who may or may not meet u but always think of u & ur hapiness”.

love people

I’ve learned…
I came alone and i’ve to go alone…

I’ve learned…
People r with u only when they need u, not otherwise…

I’ve learned…
Extra care of anyone by you will ultimately bring a blame for you, not appreciation…

I’ve learned…
A simple LIE of ur close one can break you more than anything…

Not ur mistake

“Its not ur mistake if u cant read the eyes which cheat u

But its really ur mistake if u can’t read the eyes which care for u”

Shakespeare

IndiCation of SinCerity

“The One who compares you with others is not aware of ur worth coz

the IndiCation of SinCerity arises fr0m the conCept of yOu being MatchLess”

RULE of LIFE

Everyone will not get everything

This is the RULE of LIFE

Don’t try to get which is not yours But don’t dare to loose which is yoUrs.

“Stay Blessed”

mirror of life

“When the mirror of life gets dirty vd the fog of difficlties,

jst try wiping it vd ur faith in Allah,

u’ll c D clear reflection f ur dreams once again”

trust on friendship

A Friend of mine Asked me one day:

What if i break your trust smeday?

I Replied: Trusting on you is my decision &

proving me right is your choice

moment is a treasure

To realize the value of:

1year- Ask 1 who failed in an exam.

1month-Ask 1 who has not received his salary

1week-Ask 1 who has stayed in relative’s home

1day-Ask one who is fasting

1hour-Ask 1 who is waiting for someone

Optimistic in Life

Worries at the start of the day means u r still alive!!

Clothes that don’t fit means u have a good appetite.

Tears in ur eyes means there is somebody u care for.

The mess to clean after party means u have friends around u.

Roof that needs fixing means u have got a house.

Taxes to pay means u r not unemployed.

Good to People

“Being Good to People is somewhat similar to being a Goal_Keeper!!

No matter how many Goals YOU save. People only remember the one, YOU missed”

i need your Friendship

I dropped a Tear in the ocean while Thinking of You. And I
Promised to be Your friend Till I find it…. Now did you know how long i need your
friendship.? ..

Friendship is a Collection of Hearts

Friendship is a collection of hearts,
ready 2 give, share and understand. It
never fades & never ends. It only reminds us that life is not perfect without a
friend…

Share Must Be True

Shakespear says! ” It is not necessary to share everyting between true friends.

But it is necessary that what you share must be true .”

Beautiful Quote by Friend

A Beautiful Quote Said By A Friend…
”I don’t care when you disturb me,
But I get disturb when you don’t disturb me”:-)

2 Golden lines

2 Golden lines by Shakspear.

“Go to help ur friend in problem without invitation,

&

Don’t go to your friend’s happiness without invitation”

Tere Na Hone Se

Us k na hone se kuch nai badla

ye suraj b wahin se nikalta hai

Asman per taare b chamakte hain

or chand ki chandni b hoti hai

Hawa be chalti hai

Dariya b behte hain

Real Definition Of Yaad

The REAL Definition of

“YAAD”

Yaad wo nai jo akalay tanhai main aaye:

“Yaad wo hai jo mehfil main aye aur tanha ker jaye”

Teri Yaad Aik Phool

*Teri Yaad To Ek Anmol Phool Hai,*
*Hum Tuje Bhool Jain Ye Teri Bhool hai,*
*Koi Yaad Hume Na Kare Gila Nahi*
*Hum Apnon Ko Nahi Bhoolty
ye Hmara asol he.

Tanhai ki chadar

Tanhai ki chadar or’rhe
Teri Yaadon k kamre mein band
Hijr ki kaali ratoon meinJab aansu
mere girte heinEk naam tumhara lete hein
Palkon pe jhoolte chand qatreJab daman mein aa girte hein
Pegham mujhe ye dete hein
K pyar to bus ek dhoka haiKab kon kisi ka hota hai..

Khushi Main Tumhari Baat

khushi main tumhari baat kartay hain,

Tum salamat raho yeh faryad kartay hain,

Ab ek sms main kaisay batayain k,

Hum tum ko ?KITNA YAAD? kartay hain

Jal jatey hain

“~Wàdéy~”
krtey hain oR kar k Bdal jatey hain~”

“~Jesa Mosam ho Usi Tarz mai Dhal jatey hain~”

“~Main to Moom hon phir itni Dafa Azmaya Q?

“~Teri Baton se to Pat’ther B pigal jatey hain~”

“~Hamein Aag ki Tapish oR Tezi se na dara~”

“~Hum to Parwaney hain Teri Yaad mai hi Jal jatey hain…

yadon mein basa lon

Meri tanhai ko zarurat hai tumhari Ay dost…….!

Agar ijazat ho to yadon mein basa lon tum ko

tarpana sikha gaya

Dil ki kitaab ka safha le gaya koi.

Ankhon se neend ura le gaya koi.

Kisi ki yaad me trapne ki adat nhi thi mujhe.

Apni yaadon se tarpana sikha gaya koi..!

kia yaad aa gaya

Mujh ko shikast-e-dil ka maza yaad aa gaya,

Tum kion udaas ho gaye, kia yaad aa gaya?

Kehne ko zindagi thi, bohat mukhtasar magar,

Kuch yun basar hue k, khuda yaad aa gaya.

Barse bina hi jo, ghata aagey nikal gai,

Ik be’wafa ka Ehd-e-wafa yaad aa gaya.

kisi ki YAD

Door rhny walon ki har bat rula deti hai

Hum ko to her jane wali rat rula dati hai

Waisy to hum dil k boht pakke hen

Bas kabi kbi kisi ki YAD rula deti hai.

yaad k sehra

Meri yaad k sehra se niklna itna asan bhi nahe hai. ….Ay Dost….,

Tu thak haar k jahan bhi girey ga tujhe meri hi wafa yaad aye gi..

Ye Kamaal

!!!…Karta To Hai Wo Yaad Mujhe Chaahat Se Magar….!!!

!!!…Hota Hai Ye Kamaal Bari Muddaton Ke Baad.

Dil Dooba

Chup Ho Kis Wajha Say Hamain Malo0m Nahi Magar..

Dil Doob Sa Jata Hai Jab Tum Yaad Nahi Kartey.?

Monday, August 15, 2011

Beautiful But Stupid

Beautiful But Stupid

B.COM
Basically Confidence of Mohabat

B.B.A
Beauty Broad & Active

L.L.B
Love 4 Leagal Boy

P.H.D
Perfect Healthy Dream girl..(!!<

Don?t get confused, Aray Baba SORRY

SORRY.

Don?t get confused, Aray Baba SORRY Means:

S-> Some,
O-> One Is,
R-> Really,
R-> Remembering
Y-> You.

Have A wonderful day.

BLESSING Means

BLESSING Means:

B- Begin you day with.
L- Love in your heart.
E- Expect blessings.
S- Share goodness.
S- Shine like the sun.

STUPID

STUPID
STUPID

Do You Know What is the Meaning of STUPID?

S = Sari Zindagi
T = Tumse
U = Umar Bhar ki Dosti

Happy Happy Happy Happy

Happy
Happy
Happy
Happy

Do u know What is the Meaning of HAPPY.

H- Hum
A- Aapko

The Full Form of Chocolate Brand

The Full Form of Chocolate Brand:

KITKAT: Kiss in Time, Kiss at Time.

PERK: Perfect Emotional Romantic Kiss.

MUNCH: Meet Urgently Now for a Charming Hug!

So Think before giving chocolate to any one.

A simple ?SALAM? Can Be So Sweet

A simple ?SALAM? Can Be So Sweet:

S: Sada Khush Raho
A: Abaad Raho
L: La-Zawal Urooj Dekho
A: Arzuain Puri Hon
M: Mujhe Dua Main Yaad Rakhna
So SALAM 2 ALL.

tasalsul tuut jae na kahin sanson ka zindagi se

tasalsul tuut jae na kahin sanson ka zindagi se


pal bhar k liye bhi tum mujhse rutha na karo.

neend se kiya shikwa

neend se kiya shikwa karun main....!!

sagar

qasoor to us chehray ka hai jo mujhe sonay nahi deta.....!

zinda raha to sub ka

zinda raha to sub ka sath nibhaounga doston


bhool jaon to samjh lena k, aik shehzadi urra le gai shehzady ko

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Purpose of Life

Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge?
Student: Facebooking Karunga !!

...T: Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?
S: Facebook pages ka Admin
......banunga

T: Ohoo, I mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?
S: Facebook Admin Rights

T: IDIOT! Mera mtlb bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?
S: Facebook par Page bnaunga MOM & DAD

Happy Independence Day 2011

We have gained this land after many sacrifices,

so value your land. Enjoy the day of independence

14th August 2011 Independence Day

It is day to pay salute to all those who became the reason of this land.

Happy Independence

Happy birthday PAKISTAN

Happy birthday PAKISTAN . . . . .

I LOVE MY PAKISTAN.

Plzz Pray for PAKISTAN.

Country Need Nation

1947 nation was in need of a country
2011 country is in need of a nation
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY although we are not independent

kis Kis ko

KisS
KisS KisS KisS
KisS KisS KisS
KisS KisS KisS

kis Kis ko bataun k kal EID hy is ly "EID Mubark "

wish of Happy Eid Celebrations

A wish of Happy Eid Celebrations,

wrapped with sincerity ,

Tied with and care ,

And Sealed with Dua to keep u & ur family Blessed

EID MUBARAK !!!!

Message of Joy and Happiness

Accept my heartiest greetings and wishes on this

EID DAY

May this EID be a Message of Joy and happiness for u , ur family and all of urs

Eid Mubarak !!

blessful and awesome year ahead

Eid mubarik :)

wish u nd ur family a blessful and awesome year ahead...Live each moment to itx fullest nd make it a special one :)

Happy eid Mubarik

Hope Love and Laugher, warmth, wishes, joy and a bouquet of Eid wishes, jubilations,

become a part of your Eid and Your Life.


Have a Happy eid Mubarik to you and your family.! Stay blessed.

Socha kisi apne se

Socha kisi apne se bat karu

apne kisi khas ko yad karu

kiya jo faisla Eid mubark dene ka

dil ne kaha kyon na ap se shuruwat karu,


"EID UL AZHA MUBARK"

Friends are.....

Friends are God s way of taking care of us.

FRIENDZ are enough

NEVER ever say anything BAD about YOUR SELF!



YØUR
FRIENDZ are enough to debate on thiz subject...!!
:-) ;-) ;)

Only true friends

Only true friends stand wid u during bad times of ur lyf..

So..

I "-----" here by, promise that I will definitely attend ur wedding.... :-D

WHEN YOU ARE NOT AROUND, I JUST CRY……

WHEN YOU ARE NOT AROUND, I JUST CRY……
I HAVE WONDERED WHY……!
THEN I REALIZED,
MY TEARS JUST COMES OUT SEARCHING FOR YOU!

Cute Feelingz

Cute Feelingz :

My Hands Never Pain
When Typing Message For You,

But

My Heart Always
Pain When
There Is
No Reply
From YOU.?

Girls always laugh to attract boys

Girls always laugh to attract boys but they don’t know that
boys are always attracted by their annoyance.

kabi kesi ko apne safai mat do

kabi kesi ko apne safai mat do kyunke jo aapp se pyar karta he esko zarorat nahi aur jo nafrat karta he wo kabi yaqeen nahi kare ga (hazart Ali)

Hadees Nabvi(S.A.W)

Hadees Nabvi(S.A.W)

Do Kalmey Aisy Hain Jo Zuban Per Halkey Hain Tarazo Main Bhari Hain ,

Allah Ko Bohet Piyarey Hain...

"Shubhanallah Hi Wabihamdehi Shubhanallah Hil Azeem"

Ye Do Kalmey Aisy Hain Jo K Perhny Main

Bohet Aasan Hain Mager Qayamet K Din
Aemaal K Palrey Main Inka Wazen(Waight)

Bohet Bhari Hoga Yani Gunhaoon K Muqably Main In Kalmon Ka Wazen Zyada Hoga.

Nekiyan!!!!!!

Tamam nekiyan 3 baaton mein jamah kardi gaein hein.

1. Nigah


2. Khamoshi


3. Guftagu.

The Prophet (peace be upon him) said.

The Prophet (peace be upon him) said... Allah.. the Lord of Honour and Glory.. will accept the repentance of His servant till his death rattle begins..

Ramzan Mubarak

WisHiNg U
1 MoNtH Of RaMzAN ....
4 WeEks Of BaRKaT.....
30 Dayz Of 4gIveNesS...
720 HourS Of GuIdAnCe....
43200 MinUtEs Of PuRiFiCatIoN.......
HaPpY RaMzAn ......

Happy Ramadan

Rapture Comes Most Easily Within,
Read the Holy Book as Though Asleep,
Reason Is No Cause for Revelation,
Remember, Too, the Holy Month of Fasting,
Righteousness Remains the Rock of Faith.

Happy Ramadan

14th August 2011 Silent Msg

Is qom ke jawano ki hubul watni ka aalam to dekho mere DOST

Faqat ek Jashane azadi sms karne he ko apna qomi farz samagh bethe hain.

Ye watan humara hy

|=–.._..-=-._.
| ! (* ;
|=–!._..-=-._;
|
|

Ye watan humara hy tum ho khamkha is me..

14 AUGUST MUBARAK!

14 August Mubark

Selaab
Ghurbat
Bomb Blast
Army Operations
Load sheding
or

InDePeNdEnCe DaY 2011

=–..__..-=-._.
!=–..__..-=-._;
!=- -..(*..-=_;
!=–..__..-=-._;
!
i
i
Let’s Take Decision
To Value Our Nation
Won’t Forget Those Sacrifices,
Who Gave Us Freedom
Now Its Our Turn
To Have A Reformation.

HaPpY 64th InDePeNdEnCe DaY

Azadi Ka Din

Bubbli ko 14 August wale din
Us k papa ne date pr pakar lya

Major Rohail-
Beshrm khulam khula ya kya
Kr rhi ho?

Bubbli-
Papa plz tng na kro,
Aaj AZADI ka din hy

GOOD NEWS

GOOD NEWS
.
On 14 th aug
In All Pakistan
.
...WARID 2 WARID free
.
JAZZ 2 JAZZ free
.

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Yar roza lag raha hai aj

Eid Mubarak

oh sory

Happy Valentine

Shit

Happy Birthday

Aah

Iftar invitation

“Iftar invitation”
From.
Me

20 Ramzan
21 Aug 2011 Sunday

Shah Nasir Hall
3rd floor
Buraj_ul_khalifa
Dubbai.

No excuse plz.

BAAb-e-rehmat Band Hone ko hai

Khalqat-e-Khuda Aaj Rone ko hai

Mah-e-Ramzan be juda hone ko hai

Socho zarakiy paya Hum ne Kiy apne Rab ko manaya Hum ne?

Kiy jane ab Naseeb me yeh MAAH ho ya na ho

Us ke Rehmat ka kiya Haq paya Hume ne??

Commitments for Ramzan

SIMPLE and SMALL Commitments for Ramzan

1 Think before speaking – to avoid lie

2 Don’t see movies for time passing – Read sentence wise Translation of Holy Quran

3 Don’t waste Dua time by opening TV before Aftaar – It’s time for acceptance of Dua

Happy Ramzan Mubarak

|”"|__|”"|.*.*.*.*. APPY .*.*.*.*.|_ |”"”|_|.*.*.*.*.
*.RAMZAN .*.*.*
.*.*.MUBARAK.*.*.
.*.*.===.=== . *
TO U And Your Family.

Welcome Ramzan..

Welcome Ramzan.. Walk humbly, Talk politely, Dress neatly, Treat kindly, Pray attentively, Donate generously..
May ALLAH bless & protect you.

***RAMADAN MUBARAK***

May this Ramadan bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever wished for. May the festival of lights brighten up yours and your near and dear ones lives.
***RAMADAN MUBARAK***

Ramadan Mubarak!

May this Ramadan bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
Ramadan Mubarak!

Some People Vision

They Had a bicycle repair shop & a ‘Dream’ to make sumthng that flies. People laughd at them…

‘WRIGHT BroS’

(makers of aeroplane)

.

kabhi Ghuroor

Mat krna kabhi ghuroor apne Aap par aye

” INSAN”"

na jane khuda ne kitne terey jesey bna bna k mita diye.

Expensive Gift

Quotes of Warren Buffet;

1. ON EARNINGS:

Never depend on single income. Make investment to create a second source.

2. ON SPENDING:

If you buy things you don’t need, soon you’ll have to sell things you need.

3. ON SAVINGS:

Don’t save what is left after spending but spend what is left after savings.

Khud Hi Wazahat

Har Shaam Tum Se Milne Ki Aadat Si Ho Gai..

Phir Rafta Rafta Tum Se Mohabbat Si Ho Gai..

Shayad Ye Taza Taza Judai Ka Tha Asar..

Har Shakal Yak_Ba_Yak Teri Surat Si Ho Gai..

Ek Naam Jhil’Milane Laga Dil K Taaq Par..

Ek Yaad Jese Baais_E_Rahat Si Ho Gai..

Dosti Ki Hifazat

Kehte Hain

Hamesha Dosti Ki Hifazat Karo

QK Dost

Nemat B Hai

Dua B

Rishta B

Ramzan ka chand dekha

Ramzan ka chand dekha
Rozay ki duwa mangi
Roshan sitara dekhe
Teri kheriyat ki duwa mangi
ALLAH Taala app ki har dil ki tamanna poori kare
AMEEN

From: zulqarnain haroon (00971552543943)

Eid ka chand-Funny Sms

Ramzan k dino me ghar se hm is liy nai nikalte..

.

Ramzan k dino me ghar se hm is liy nai nikalte..

Log Roza na torh den Eid ka chand samaj kar

Ramzan Mubarak

Wishing u a month of

4 weeks of rehmat 30 days of ebadat

720 hrs of BARKAT

43200 min of QABOLIAT

2592000 sec of MAGHFIRAT. Ramzan MUBARAK

Roze ka noor

¿Wo .*”Chand”*. ka “Chamakna”
Wo .*”MaSJido”*. ka “Sawarna”
Wo .*”Musalmano”*. ki “Dhoom”
*”RamZan”*.

*”wo “Sehri” ka maza”*
“*wo “Aftari” ki bhook”*
“*wo”Quran” ki talawat”*
“*wo”Namaz”ka mamool”*
wo”Roze” ki barkat

Mili hayat hi aisi

Mili hayat hi aisi k HAYA b RO pari

Teri talash me zalim SAZA b RO pari

Tjhy toot k chaha or itna chaha

Teri wafa ki khatr WAFA b RO pari

Mera naseb meri qismt mera muqadar bany tu

Tjhy hi mangty mangty DUA b RO pari

Wo Hmari chahat

Jo Napna Chaho Hamari Chahat ko Tm to….

Smandr k kinare ja K rait ko utha lo..

Jo utha sako wo tumhari chahat hai_

Or jo na utha sako_

Wo Hmari chahat hai…

Merey Lafaz

Main lafzon mai kuch bhi izhar nahi karta
Iska matlab ye nahi k main tujhe pyar nahi karta

Chahata hoon main tujhe aaj bhi par
Teri soch mein apna waqt be-kar nahi karta

Tamasha naa ban jaaye kahein mohabbat meri
isi liye apne dard ko namoodaar nahi karta

Ishq ka Sila

maine ishq kiya aur ishq ka sila liya akela tha akela rahay gia ,

na ki kisi se koi shikaiyaat Aye Dost

tujhe sila diya aur Khud ko Gila diya.

J¡sse Paaya tha

Aankhe¡n khuL¡ To Jaag Uth¡ Hasrate¡n “TAMAM”

Usko Bh¡ KHOO D¡ya, J¡sse Paaya tha KHUWAB Me¡N.

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Iftary Te Bula

               (“,)/Aey Kia
                 <))Bolta Tu?

   _/ _ 
                            (.”)Aey! Kia Mai 
                <((>Boloon?
_/
    (“,)/

        <))Sun
_/ 
   (.”) 
 <((>
         _/ _ Suna

Menu ni pta kal menu iftary te bula;-

Us Shakhs ka Hunar

Jane us shakhs ko kaisa ye hunar aata hy

rat hoti hy to ankhon me utar aata hy

main us k khyal se niklon to kaha jaon

wo meri soch k her raste pe nazar ata hy!

Weakest Point

Golden Quote by Abraham Lincoin:

“If Friendship is your Weakest point,

then you are the Strongest person in the World”luv u frndz.

Under your feet

“A mountain is not higher than your confidence

because,

it will be under your feet, if you reach the top.

Difficult to love

Sometimes people r so assumptious.

u try to be sweet,they interpret it as flirting.

u try to be nice,they say u want something in return.

u try to make them smile,they think ur annoying.

u try to be confident & comfortable,they say ur arrogant.

Wiping Your Tears

I will always be beside you until the very end,
wiping all ur tears away,being ur bestest 1, i’ll smile when u smile,
nd feel all the pain u do,
nd if u cry a single tear,
i promise i will make u smile.

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Pathan ki special dish

Pathan ki wife:

Aaj main ne special khana banaya hay jise khaa kar aap khushi se Pagal ho jao ge..

Maths teacher to a brilliant Pathan:

Maths teacher to a brilliant Pathan:

5000 Years Old Statue..

1 pathan Museum Gaya, Wahan Us se 1 MUJASMA Toot Gaya.

OFFICER:

You Have Broken a 5000 Years Old Statue..

Ek pathan Jalebi Bech Raha Tha.,.

Ek pathan Jalebi Bech Raha Tha.,.
Magar Keh Raha Tha Aalu Le Lo Aalu!

Ek pathan haj krny gya.

Ek pathan haj krny gya.
jb wapas aya to friend ny pucha k shaitan ko kanker mary thy?

U.B.L mar gaya

Pathan Akhbar Bechty Hue:+
U.B.L mar gaya U.B.L mar gaya,
Aadmi; O Akhrot kya Bakwas Kar raha hy wo to Bank hy

wo konsi aurat hai

"Miss:
Batao wo konsi aurat hai jisko 100% pata hota hy k uska shohar kahan hy?

We Live In A Wonderful

We Live In A Wonderful
World, That Is Full Of
Beauty , Charm n Adventure
There Is No End Of

How Beautifully God Keeps On Adding,

How Beautifully God Keeps On Adding,

One More Day In Our Life !!

Not Only Because U Need It...

Monday, August 1, 2011

Mixed Emotion

What is the height of Mixed Emotion?

Your Mother-In-Law Falls from 7th Floor on your brand new Mercedes and you don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

Ye Soch Ker

Meri her khata ko maaf kardena ye soch k AE DOST

Shayad k ye meri zindagi ka aakhri RAMZAN ho..

Simplest Truth

Simplest Truth -

One Who Sends More

Forward Messages

To All

….

.

Ramzan Mubarak in Advance

Mjhe Ramzan k Lye Salamat Rakh Or Ramzan ko Mere Lye Rehmat bana Or Mere Lye Ramzan ko Maqbol Bana kar Salamat Rakh”

(AAMEEN)

Ramzan se pehle ki dua… * Ramzan mubarak in advance*

Mah E RAMZAAN Mubaarak

.’ * ‘-. _ _ .-’

Chaand ki Pehli Dastak Pe,

CHaaNd MuBaRaK Kehte Hain,

Sub Se Pehle Hum Aap Ko,

Mah E RAMZAAN

“MUBAARAK” kehte hain.

Advnce Ramzan Mubarik

“RAMZAN”
4 weeks of REHMAT,
30 days of EBADAT,
720 hrs of BARKAT,
43200 min of QABOLIAT,
2592000 sec of MAGHFIRAT,
So