*~R.A KHAN~*

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HaVe a NiCe Day!

DIL

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* Jaanan yeh jaan bhi tumhari hai,

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I m sending this guitar

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have a
luvely & melodious NITE.

(___) Fresh Flowrs 4 U wid Caring

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Fresh Flowrs 4 U wid Caring
Thoghts & Prayers 2 make ur
Life Lighter & Brightr
Have A Happy Life

Paichan kaun? Bandar bi nai,

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o( @..@ )o
“(—)”
Paichan kaun?

Bandar bi nai,

Monkey bhi nai,

Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai.

remove 3 and 9 and see the magic

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Butterflies always find

:ΞΞΞ:. , , .:ΞΞΞ:.
“:ΞΞΞΞ:.¤.:ΞΞΞΞ:”
…:ΞΞΞΞ¥ΞΞΞΞ:
…”:ΞΞ:-’!'-:ΞΞ:”

Butterflies always find their way 2somthing sweetThis one found u bcoz you r sweet.

(¨`•.•´¨) I `•.¸(¨`•.•´¨ )MISS

(¨`•.•´¨) I
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(¨`•.•´¨)¸.•´
`•.¸.•´ U

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its the ocean of love….

Dive in its depth & go down.

down

down

down

down

down

down

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Chal hon bas V kr k dub k marna ee.

open my heart

open my
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MY SWEETO

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! I MISS !
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If any1 @ attack u .IL

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Missng me? Thapar MARU KYA? MISS kar.

Missng me?

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( ‘o’ )/ /
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Thapar MARU KYA?
MISS kar.

The nicest place in the ‘world’

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The nicest place
in the ‘world’

is right beside someone like u.

Special my hand made coffee….

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Special my hand made coffee….
one for you, one for me! Gud Morning….

L O V E Y O U

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Teddy se bol raha tha…..

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( ‘ o ‘ )
(”)–(”)
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I Lov You

Teddy se bol raha tha…..

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This teddy bear dances when he sees some1 SMART!

This teddy bear dances when he sees some1 SMART!
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plz dont force him. . .

One ( ‘ “”() good ((“)’ ) nite ( / “(,,) Kiss for you….

One ( ‘ “”()
good ((“)’ )
nite ( / “(,,)
Kiss for you….
* * ( ‘ “”() Bye
* (“( ‘o’, ) bye
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Sweet Dreams !

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Just 4 u..
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Zayada Muskurao Mat

Ager HIMMAT Hai Too Kha K Dekho…!!!

acha bahla (“.”) dost tha,

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SMS jo nahi krta tha.App ka b yehi irada ha kya?

Funny Ramzan Sms

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Ramzan khatm hotay hi zamant ho jaye gi aap ki

Magar ye juti mujhe kis ne mari

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Höo HÄ HÄ HÄ May Höon ZARDARI
May HöØn SAB PE BHAARI
Pehle Biwi Maari
Ab awam ki bari….:)
Magar ye juti mujhe kis ne mari ???

Aftari Ka Time Kab Hai ?

(‘v’) <’ )
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ek bat puchon tm se. Kan edhar karo…

(‘v’)<’ )
(( )) (/w/)
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Aftari pr kab bulaogy yar.?

Eid Card For You

Eid Card For You

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Wese Hee Khara Hoon

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Kuch bi nhi hy,
wese hi khara hn Q tumko koi msla hy kia?

Wishing You Very Happy Day

*Wishing You Very*

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( ¤ APPY*
(__)”’(__),*,¤* ¤*¤¤*¤’()

Good morning.

Good Morning CAT SMS

Λ__Λ
(=’;'= )___..
_¿_¿______¿_)”-._,

mano is dost Ko jagana aur pyar se kehna..

…”G( OO )D”…
…”MORÑ¡ÑG”…

have a beautiful day.

ASCII Good Morning SMS

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(.’.’.’.’.’.’.’.’.’.’.’.’.’ )
“-.,,_,Good,_,.-”
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( @ MORNING@ )
“+.,,,.-”-.,,,,.+”

HAVE A Nice day
subha bakhair,

Love Two People in This World

Love Two People In This World The Most:

1- The One Who Has Given Birth To You.
2- The One Who Has Taken Birth Just For You

A Nice Line Written on The Gate of Graveyard

A Nice Line Written on the Gate of a Graveyard:

This Place is FULL of Those PEOPLE

Who thought that the WORLD cannot RUN without Them

No One Can Walk Away From True Love

No one can walk away from true love
without looking back with tears in their eyes.

Make Someone Else Happy

You can choose to be happy or sad and whichever you choose that is what you get.

No one is really responsible to make someone else happy,

no matter what most people have been taught and accept as true.

Shakespeare

A Love That won't Die

In a relation, I want 3 things:
1. lips that won’t lie
2. eyes that won’t cry
3. and a love that won’t die

Afraid of Getting Hurt in Love

You’re not scared of heights,
you’re afraid of falling.
You’re not afraid of people around you,
you’re just afraid of rejection.
You’re not scared of the dark,
you’re scared of what’s in it.
You’re not afraid to love,
you’re just afraid of getting hurt.

Beautiful Relationships

Beautiful Relationships are the one which have
"NO NAME"
Because
When you give a name to a relationship,
It limits the ways in which You can love a person ...

There is No Other Option

" People don't change when u tell them a 'Better Option',
They change only when they realize that there is no 'Other Option' "
(Hitler)

A Tongue has No Bones

"A tongue has no bones, but it can break a heart & also it can be a pillar of strength to a broken heart".

Use it carefully ...

Love is Medicine for any Kind of Pain

Love is medicine, For any kind of pain.
But Be sure that:
There is no medicine in the world,
For the pain given by,
LOVER

Difficult to Forget Someone

It is so difficult to forget someone,
who was yours and changed your life.
but it is even more difficult to forget that one,
who was never yours but yet changed your entire life ..

Weakest Part of Relation

Shakespeare said,

"The weakest part of a relation comes when one of the person has to give explanation to prove the trust".

Love is Not Blind

Love is not blind, it sees more not less;
But because it sees more it chooses to see less.

Love has Nothing to Do With

Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get,
it's what you are expected to give ... which is everything

That Factor is Attitude

Whenever you're in conflict with someone,
there is one factor that can make the difference
between damaging your relationship and deepening it.
That factor is attitude.

Quote by William James

I Just Broke up with Someone

I just broke up with someone
and the last thing she said to me was:
"You'll never find anyone like me again!"
I'm thinking:
"I should hope not! If I don't want you,
why would I want someone like you."”

Love is Much Like a Wild Rose

Love is much like a wild rose,
beautiful and calm,
but willing to draw blood in its defense.

Found By The Heart

The greatest treasures are
those invisible to the eye
but found by the heart.

The Most Beautiful Things in The World

The most beautiful things in the world
cannot be seen or even touched,
they must be felt with the heart.

But Also Don't Want to Hurt You

I will never comfort you with a lie
but also don't want to hurt you with the truth
that is why I will be quite ...

Life is Really Too Short

The key to happiness is forgiveness ...
Life is really too short to hold grudges against each other.
We must forgive otherwise Allah will not forgive us.
So, forgive and forget then move forward in your life.

Good Relations are Just Like Water

Good Relations Are Just Like Water
No Color, No Shape, No Place, No Taste,
But Still Very Very Important For Life

Lovely Times of Our Life

The lovely times of our life would not return back forever.

But the lovely relation & missing memories will stay in the heart forever...

Relationship is Not Holding Hands

Relationship is Not Holding Hands
While You Understand Each Other
Its About Having Lots Of Misunderstandings
And Still Not Leaving Each 0ther's Hands

What is Forgiveness

On asking, What is Forgiveness?

A little girl gave lovely reply..

"it is the wonderful fruit that a tree gives when it is being hurt by a stone.."

Friend Someone Who Tells You

Friend
Someone who tells you things while you are alive
Things that others tell after you die

A Heart to Understand

Sometimes All We Need is a Hand to Hold and a Heart to Understand .. !

Most Expensive Liquid of the World

Do You Know
Which is the Most Expensive Liquid of the World??

TEAR
It Is Made of 1 % Water
And
99 % Feelings ..!!

May You Follow your Dreams

May you follow your dreams
and always believe in yourself ....

Keep your eyes on the stars
and hope in your heart ...

Today Thought Smile Irritates Those

Today Thought

"Smile
Irritates
Those
Who
Wish
To
Destroy
You"

Trust Means Everything

A really nice message

Trust means everything ...

But once you break the trust,
.

Then
.

Sorry means nothing ...

God's Mercy is Also Infinite

The Ocean is infinite,
But We Get 0nly That Much
Water As 0ur HANDS HOLD .

God's Mercy Is Also Infinite,
But We Can Get 0nly As Much As
our Faith Unfolds ...

Avoiding Something Doesn't Always Mean

Avoiding something doesn't always mean that you Hate it ..
It could also mean that you want it,
But
you just Know that it isn't Yours..

Level of Trust in You

If Someone Share Problems With You ...
And Asks For Help,
Doesn’t Mean They Are Weak Or Incompetent.
But It Indicates Their Level Of Trust In You …

Relations Die During we are Alive

"Death is not the biggest loss in life,

the biggest loss is when Relations die during we are alive"
(William Shakespeare)

One Who Gets Everything in Love

True Saying:

Only Two Persons In This Earth Will Be Extremely Happy.
One Who Gets Everything In Love

&

The One Who Does Not Know What is Love ...

Two Things Define Your Success in Life

"Two things define your Success in life.
The way You Manage when You have nothing.
And The way You behave when You have everything ..."

Never Hide Your Secrets

Never hide your secrets from a person who can read ur eyes
because..!

the one who reads your eyes is also expert in reading ur hearts ....

Be Simple But Look Stylish

Be Simple but look Stylish
Be Tough but look Soft
Be Tensed but look cool
Be a WINNER but look like a Beginner

You Never Born For The 2nd Time

"You never get a 2nd Chance to make a 1st impression"
&
"U Never born for the 2nd time to make this life Good,
So make it now"

Why We Need a Lover

Why we need a Lover when we have so many people around to LOVE us?

A Wise Man Said: As Air is everywhere, but we still need a fan to feel it ...

Life is Opportunity to Create a Meaning

Once a wise man was asked:
What is meaning of life??
He said:
Life itself has no meaning,
life is an opportunity to create a meaning ...

Take Care of Parents

."MAA Aur BAAP"..

"Maa Thandi Chaon Hy To Baap Ghana Darakht".

"Maa K Pairon Tale Janat Hy To Baap K Pehlon Me Janat".

"Maa K Begair Ghar Sona Hy To Baap K Begair Zindgi Viran".

"Maa Mohbbat Ka Driya Hy To Baap Shafqat Ka Samandar"

"Maa Aulad Ki Rafiq Hy To Baap Aulad K Liye Shafiq".

Small in Size But Big by Heart

A Bird asked a Bee ...
You work so hard, to get honey and people steal that from you ...

Don't you feel sad ...?

Bee replied ..

No, because they can never steal my art of making HONEY ...

Be like little Bee .. small in size but big by heart.

You Are Not Chemical

Short and Sensible

You are not chemical,
So think before react

Always Keep Hoping For Good

Always keep hoping for good
As the Chinese say.
"Keep a green tree in ur heart, the singing bird will surely come."

Never Be Sad If Someone Doesn't Recognize

Never be sad if someone doesn't recognize your worth, its his loss and your gain
because people who don't appreciate your true worth, don't deserve to know you....!

As Long as We Have Friendship

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains.
As long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits.
As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste ...

The Most Beautiful Discovery

The most beautiful discovery
That true friends can make is that
They can grow separately without growing apart

A True Relationship

Missing Someone When U R Alone is not the Real "Affection" its Just A "Need"


But Thinking of Someone Even When U R Busy is called A "True Relationship"

Find Time For Special Ones

Find Time For the Special Ones in Your Life..
Otherwise One Day You Will Find Time,
But Not The Special One To Share it With You

Expectations of Other People

Don't live by the standards of this world, nor by the expectations of Other people .!
Remember,
He who follows the crowed usually gets lost in it.

Silent Message For Facebook Users

Silent Msg 4 Facebook Users:

Facebook May Get You Close To The People Who Are Far Away

But

It Takes You Away from People Sitting Next To You
Value Them ..

Friendship is a Gold Coin

"LOVE"is a Small Coin
"LIFE" is a BIG Coin
"Wife" is a Lucky Coin
"Lover" is a Sweet Coin

BUT,

"FRIENDSHIP" is a GOLD Coin
Keep it SAVE ..

I Feel Like Hugging You

I Feel You in My Heart,
See you in My Dreams,
I can see u in my mirror of my hand,
I Feel Like Hugging U Thousands Time ... ♥

Sometimes Trusting a Friend

Sometimes Trusting a Friend is the hardest thing to do.

Even the closest friends can become your enemies ...

You Can Never Live Without Someone

You can live without a Person,
Who says "You're Mine"
But You can NEVER live without someone
Who Says "I Am Yours!"

Who Feels Jealous For You

Never hate those people Who feel Jealous for You,

But respect their Jealousy, because They r the ones
Who think That U r better than them."

With a Smile on Your Face

Love is when there are million things you wanna say to someone,
But when you look into that person's eyes you have nothing to say &
You're just left with a smile on your face ...

By Touching Someones Heart

You can never change the past nor control the future,
But u can change the mood of the day
By touching someones heart with your smile.

Punjabi Larki ka Izhar-e-Mohabbat

Panjabi Larki Ka Izhaar-e-Mohabbat Pe Jawab..


Boy:
Menu Tuade Nal Pyar Ho Geya A..

Girl:
Hansi Or Sharma K Boli,
"Dafa O Kuty Deya Buchya"

Apni Cousin Da Chukiya Ae

Friend: Sardar g set nawa lya j?

Sardar: apni kzn da chukiya ae.

FRIEND: O kyon ?


Sardar: yaar oh jadun v mildi c kendi c
"tu mera fone Q nai chukda?"

Sahil Ki Geeli Rait Par

Sahil Ki Geeli Rait Pr,
Wo Udas Baithi Thi,

Maine Us Se Pucha,
Tum Bolti Q Nhi?

Usne Palken Jhuka Di,
.

Or..

Rait Pr Likha,

.

.

"Paa G Main Goongi Aa'n..!"

1 Zoo mai Ek Tota

1 Zoo me ek Tota
English,
Urdu
or Punjabi bol sakta tha.
ek admi ne 3 zubaney check karney ke liye us se pucha:

Who r u?
Tota: I'm parrot.

Admi: tum kon ho?
Tota: Main tota hon.

Ek Sardar Bhagwaan Se

Ek Sardar Bhagwaan se:

Oye Bhagwaan, Je kal Mera INAAM na nikleya te main tenu Tor Dena ee...

(Pandit Ne ye sun liya or us ki bajae ek chota Bhagwan wahan rakh diya)

Next day,wohi Sardar Aaya!

Jab usney chota Bhagwan Dekha to us se kehne lga:
Oye
Main te Mazak kita c,
Abba Kithe Tera?

1 Jin Sharab Pene Ke Liye

1 Jin sharab pene k liye insan k roop me aya,
12 pack pi gaya,
Sardar: tenu chardi ni?
Jin: Main jin hon.

Sardar: le char gai kanjr nu.

3 Different Styles of Proposing

3 Different Styles Of Proposing!

In English: Would you be my Girlfriend?
In Urdu: Kya ap meri premika bno gi?
In Punjabi: Veli Phirdi Rendi Ain, Ksi Ghareb De Kam e Aja

Private School Ke Bache

Private School K Bache Zoo me


Hey!! Look! Monkey is sleeping, don't disturb.

Govt School K Bache.
Oye! Waikh Tera Peo Sutta Pya ,

Leya Ainhoo Watta Maariye.

Punjabi Apni Wife Ke Sath

1 Punjabi apni wife k sath Europe Gya
Wahan Usy Police Ny Roka aor Investigate krny lgy.

Punjabi Ko English Nhi Aati Thi,
UsNy Sick Leave Application Suna Di.

Police Ny Usy Pagal Smajh Kr Chhor Dia.

Wife:
Wah chaudhry G! Tusi Ty Great O.

Punjabi:
Ay Ty Kujh V Naen haly Ty Main Thirsty Crow Nhi Sunai.

I wish God made me an SMS

I wish God made me an SMS,
so that I can reach you in Seconds,
Cost you nothing,
you will read me and
I could see you smiling which is worth millions for me!!!
Good Morning and Smile For Me!!!

Morning Tea For You

Morning
c("")Teä
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For You

I Mixed it With "LOVE"
&
"HAPPINESS"

But


There is No
"SUGAR"

Have a Great Day Ahead

Good days give you happiness,
Bad days give you experience,
Worst days give you a lesson,
Therefore Never blame any day in your life.
Have a great day ahead.

Why we Call it Present

Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow is a mystery.
What about Today?
Today is a gift!.
That is why we call it the present.

We Think Everyday is Same

We think everyday is the same;
Day by day the same routine.
However when we look back
We realize everything's changed!...
Good Morning!

Have a Gr8 Day

The sun is up & shining bright.
Wow, I wish I was still in bed today,
With my eyes are still closed tight!
Have a Gr8 day!!

Have a Great and Blessed Day

Sometimes we need to fail in order to know,
Sometimes we need to be hurt in order to grow,
Sometimes we need to lose in order to gain,
Cause some life lessons are best learned through pain.
Have a Great and Blessed day!

My Prayers For You

'*'*'* '
;'*'*'*; Flowers
.\____/. For u ..
With The Bundle of Prayers!

Each Petal of each Flower Brings
My Wishes
and,
My Prayers for u ....
GOOD MORNING

Last Night With a Smile

I went to sleep last night with a smile
because I knew I'd be dreaming of you ...
But I woke up this morning with a smile
because you weren't a dream

Like the Sunshine in The Morning

Like the sunshine in the morning,
may this brighten your day,
and remind you that
you're thought of in a very warm way.

My Heart At Night

You are the first thing to enter my mind in the morning
and the last thing to leave my heart at night.

Suddenly You are Doing the Impossible

Start By Doing What's Necessary;
Then Do What's Possible;
and
Suddenly
You Are Doing The Impossible . . .

Good Morning

Always Stay True

Learn from pat, move on, grow stronger
People are fake But Let your trust last longer

Do what you gotta do.
But
Always stay true

GOOD MORNING

Apne Liye Good Morning Bana Lena

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

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Apne liay Good morning bna lena..
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Hahahahaaaaa

My Sweet Friend Its Morning

I know still ur lazy hands are trying to pick cell
&
Your half opened eyes r trying to read the message..
My Shweet lazy friend it's morning,

Wake up!

Have a Good Day

Have a Sweet and Lovely Morning

"MOON"
is upset and

"SUN"
is happy

Because

"MOON" is going
2 miss "U"

&

"SUN" is waiting
2 see "U"

So,
Have a sweet and lovely MORNING

"Good Morning"

Kisi ne pathan ko sms kya

Ksi Ne Pathan Ko SMS Kya K
"Agr Tu Zaheen Hy To 200 ka Balance Bhej
Hoshyar Hy To 300 ka Bhej"

Pathan Ne 500 Ka Beja
Or Likha

Hm Zaheen B hy or Hoshiyar Bhi.

Race ho rahi thi

Race ho rahi thi
Us mai Pathan bhi tha

elaan hua

1-2-3
GO...

Sab bhaagay

2 Pathanon Ne Ghaory Kharedy

2 pathanon Ne 2 Ghoray khareeday.

Masla Ye hua k konsa Ghora Kiska hai?
1st khan: main Apne Ghoray ki Duum kat deta hon! Ye Nishani Hogi.
Subha dekha to Doosre Ghoray ki Dum b kisi Ne Kaat Di.
2nd khan: main apne Ghoray Ka Kaan Kaat deta hon
Agli subha doosre Ghoray ka bhi Kaan Kata hua tha.

Mujhe Ajeeb Message Aya hai

Pathan:yar aaj mujhay ajeeb msg aaya or mera mobile off hogaya
2nd Pathan: aisa konsa msg?

pathan: battery low

2nd Pathan: send kar
sabko tang kartay hay

Ek Pathan Mayoosi se

Ek Pthan (Mayoosi k Sath) Doosre Pthan se: Sab Log Hamain Pagal Kyon Kehte Hain?

2nd Pthan: Tu Dafa Kr Yaar! Yeh Le Lemo Ki Lassi Pi...

Pathan k Dil ki Khawaish

Ek phatan k dil ki khawish:

Ary koi hai.

Koi hai Allah ka banda.
.

.

Koi ramzan me itna toh mehrbani kr do
.

.
Pepsi ko choro,niswar pe 5 rope Kam kr do.tongue.png

Jo Eid k Din Roza Rakhy

Jo Eid walay din roza rakhe woh Shaitaan hai.

Aur jo rozay walay din Eid mana le?

.
Woh Pathan hai. face-smile.png
Express news:

(Har pathan pe nazarface-smile.png

Pathan Ki Flight me Tabiyat

Pathan ki flight me tabiyat kharab ho gae to Air hostess ne p0ucha:
"R u sick suffering 4m fever ?"

Pathan repliez
"N0,i'm muslman suffering 4m peshawar.. face-smile.png "

Shadi Ki Raat Pathan Confuse Tha

Shadi ki raat pathan confuse hogya k apni biwi sy kya bolay?

.

Akhir woh bola
Tumhara ghr wal0n ko mal0m hy....
K Tum yahan hamara sath ho??

Sardar Ki 5 Biwian

Teacher:Sardar ki 5 Biwian 20 Bachay or Pathan ki 1 Biwi 9 Bachay To Batao In Dono Me Kaun Acha?

Papu:Score to Sardar ka Acha hy magar strike rate pathan ka

Pathan Ki Biwi Bazar Mai Gum Ho gai

Pathan ki bivi bazaar may gum ho gai.
Wo preshan ho gaya.1 aurat jo k uski bivi JAISA burqa pehni thi,

us k qareeb gaya,uskO bolaface-kiss.png *behan**! tum humara bivi to nhi.

Science Kehti Hai

Nice Words.

Sceince kehti hai, pani boil krny se Jarasim mrr jaty hain

Pathan:
Science ko ye to btao k jarasim ki LAASHEIN to pani mein hi rehti hai..

Pathan Ka Naswar Par

In ulfat Ki RAHON Mein Dhoka na dena,

....! Ay - Dost !....


Mera Yakeen Tujh Pe aisa hai Jese Pathan ka Naswar Par..

Pathan Hosla Karo Bhai

BOMB BLAST
k bad 1 admi chilla raha tha,

Oh my GOD,
mera hath urr gaya.

PATHAN:
hosla kro mat ro, dekho us admi ka sar urr gaya hy, wo b to chup chap leta hy

Pathan Student to Miss

Pathan Student:
Miss kya raat ko aap mujhe Call kar rahi thi?

Miss:
No

Pathan Student:
Kamal hai
subha mere Mobile pe likha tha: (MISS Call)

Larki Sharma ke Boli

Pathan boht Deir se apni Haseen mengetar ko dekh rha tha ..

Larki Sharma k,
Kya Dekh rhe ho ..

Pathan:
Hum Soch rha tha k agr tm hmara Ammi hota to hm b KHOBSURAT hota

1 Pathan Ki Chapal Kisi Ne Chura Li

1 pathan ki chapal ksi ne churali

wo sedha qabristan gaya Or udr beth k kehne laga.

Sala hm se bach k kahan jayga 1 na 1 din to yhan ayga...

Tum Larki Dekh Aye

Dost: oye tu larki dekh aya? Kaisi hai?

Pathan:han yara rang sy kali aur kaan se kam sunti hai

dost: zra english my kaho.

Pathan: BLACK-BERRY haiface-smile.png

I am Falling in Love

Pathan Apni Wife ko I love u, bolta aur gir jata.

I love you, bolta aur phir gir jata.

Wife:- What r u doing khan?

.

Pathan:- I'm falling in Love face-smile-big.png

Meri Shadi Apni Behn Se Kara De

Sardar: Me Aisa Kya Krun K Teri Shadi
Ke Baad Mai Teri BV Ko Cenima Le Kr Jaun
Or Tu Naraz Bhi Na Ho

Pathan: Meri Shadi Apni Behn Se Kara De,

( Geo Pathan )

I Start Missing You For All The Day

When I close my eyes before sleeping i watch u in the dark,
When I'm sleeping i watch u in my dreams,
When I open my eyes i found u before my eyes..
And then I start Missing u for all the Day...

Mujh Ko Bhool Jany Ka Irada

Mujh ko bhool janay ka irada na kia kr,

Yadon ka gila shikwa na kia kr

Kiya bataon tmhe kitna Yaad karty hn Hum,

Hisab lagana ho to apni sansain gin lia kr.

You are 1st Fool of 2012

lease open this after 4days at Thursday.
.
.
.
.
.

I know u can't wait.
So Congrats.
U r a 1st FOOL of 2012.
April Fool in Advance

Samajh lena us din April Fool hai

LarKiyon Se Dil LaGana Ik Bhool hY




LarKiyo K Piche jana Fazool hY




Jis Din Kisi Larki Ne ApKo Keh Dia "I LOVE U"




To Samajh Lena Us Din
APRIL FOOL hY.

Till your birthday 1st April

A Day Will Come Wen D Whole World Will Celebrate
your Name,
your Fame,
your Thoughts,
your Ideas,
.
But U Have to Wait 4 1 day
.
Till Ur Birthday ; 1st April

The 1st Persom whom i Fooled

Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.
Its on 1st of April. Surprised?
Stupid, 1st April is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.
April FOOL tongue.png

If you are in tension

f you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.
April Fool

3 Facts of This World

3 Facts of the world..

Fact 1: U cannot touch all ur teeth with ur tongue;

Fact 2: After reading the 1st fact..All fools try it!

Fact 3: Fact 1 is false.

Kya Haal hai Jaan

Hi jaan_
Kya haal hai jaan_
Kaha ho jaan_
Kab miloge jaan_
Tumhari badi yaad aa rahi hai jaan_
Zyada khush na ho.
Har blank _ mein “war” word add kar lena.

Everything is incomplete without you

M_RKH
ST_PID
B_DH_
D_FFER
BEWK_F
GHOCH_
_LL_
BHOND_
.
Dekha…!!
.
Everything is incomplete without
.
“U”.

You are Ullu

U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ……
U r ULLU !!!
April Fools

4 Roses just 4 u

4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.
April Fool

God made a Day Light

God made a daylight n is called Sun
God made a entertainment n is called Fun
God made a nightlight n is called Moon
God made a U and is
called Cartoon
1st April Fools

Make a Place For Me in Your Heart

Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

For me in your Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur's Faithfully,

*- Heart Attach -*
April Fool Quotes

All Fools Use Their Thumbs

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB,
while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger!
Catch another fool!

I can Feel You Everywhere

I want U to know that you are very important to me,
It's impossible for me to live without you even for a second!
You are my life & I can feel you everywhere....

DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN... face-smile-big.png
April Fool Message

The Monkey in Zoo

Someone..
Misses U..
Needs U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ... face-smile-big.png

Most Cute Person In The World

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

.
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere.. face-smile-big.png

Just Tell April Fool

Do You Know?
Which is the best day to propose a girl ..
That is only April 1,
You Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Fool.

Friendly Reminder on April Fool

A friendly reminder on April fool

Relationships are precious,
do not hurt them by fooling
and lying on first April / April Fool.

A Boy Convincing His Girlfriend

A Boy convincing his girlfriend To trust his sincerity....







"Trust me ..... Raheela
Oh... I mean Rizwana oh sorry Shazia aaawwwww yr kya naam tha tera" tongue.png

Always Be Careful

BOY: A, B, C
GIRL: What?
BOY: Always Be Careful
GIRL: ahan then?
BOY: D, E, F, G
Girl : ??
BOY: Don't Ever Forget That
GIRL: Forget That
BOY: I'm H, I
Girl: What H, I ?
BOY: Happily In-love

I Just Need Your Hug Right Now

Boyfriend : Hello ?

Girlfriend : oh hey baby face-sad.png
Bf : U alright ?

Gf : I will be fine face-sad.png i promise
Bf : I know there's something wrong baby u can tell me

Gf : I just need your hug right now
Bf : Could u wait till tomorrow when i see u ?

Love Doesn't Need Reasons

Girl asked her Boyfriend
GF: Why do you love me?
BF: I have no reason.
GF: No. Give me a reason.
BF: Oh .. okay. "Because you're
beautiful, caring and attractive.
Girl was satisfied,
Then one day she got sick and
look Terribly Thin, Pale and
Weak.
GF: Do you still love me?
BF: Now that you're not pretty
and attractive do i have a reason

Larkee: kal tum mere papa se milley

Larkee: kal tum mere papa se milley thay?
larka: haan
larkee: Unhon ne kya poocha tha?
larka: Yehee k tumhara bank balance kitna hai, mein ne kaha 4 lakh…
larki: Phir unhon ne kya kaha?
Larka: Woh boley kya tum mujhey 2 lakh udhar de saktey ho?? icon biggrin Larka Larki Urdu Jokes | Larkee Funny Sms

Is like a SMS

Love is like a Call,
If you don’t Recieve,
it will be Missed.

But FRIENDSHIP is like a SMS,
Until you open,
it Waits…

Expression Of Face

Expression Of the Face Can b Seen by Every one
But The depression Of Heart Can only b
Understood by The best Friends.

Life has 5 Stars

Life has 5 Stars.

Kind Star is

MOTHER

Nice Star is

FATHER

Soft Star is

SISTER

Lovely Star is

Never break friendship

When
clouds
breaks
rain fall.
When
coconut
breaks
water falls.
When
luv
breaks
tears falls.

friendship is like

Your friendship is like Paktel,
“DIL TO AIK HAY”

Your sincerity is like Telenor,
“CHAHO KUCH BARH K”

Your love is like Haleeb,
“GARHA JO HAY”

Your smile is like twist,
“HILA K RAKH DAY”

Your voice is like Nokia,
“CONNECTING PEOPLE”

Always Think Higher

A man saw a litle poor boy looking at his expensive car,

he took the boy for a drive,

the boy said ur car is so marvellous & it must be too expensive!

How much it costs?

Man: I don’t know, my friend has gifted me

Boy: W0w so nice of him

Man: I know what u r thinking..

Delicate Flowers

Most frndships r like delicate flowers, eventualy they dry up n die..
However, I m a cactus,I’ll always b poking n pinching u so tht u dont dare 2 forget me.;)

Happy Friendship Day

Happy friendship day of my all cute friends.
All of u make my memories beautiful.

Weakest Point

Golden Quote by Abraham Lincoin:

“If Friendship is your Weakest point,

then you are the Strongest person in the World”luv u frndz.

Friend is Better

A frnd is better thn GF/BF coz
-U cn clean ur nose in front of dem ;)
-U cn notice other boys/girls passing :D
-U cn use ur hands 2 eat instead of fork B-)
-U cn sip last drop of ur coffee by making noise wid straw :-p
-U dnt always hav 2 look good & hide ur msgs 4m dem ;)

With my 1 heart 2 eyes

With my
1 Heart...
2 eyes...
5 litre blood...
206 bones...
1.2million Red Cells...
60 trillion D.N.A.'s...
I wish u "All the very best of LUCK"...

Share with the one who knows U

Care for the one who shares with U,
Share with the one who knows U,
Know the one who misses U,
MISS the one who well wishes for U,
Wish u a very Good Luck!

May God stay with u this day

May God stay with u this day
&
give u peace of mind.

May God give u a happy heart
&
his love all the time. Good luck

A sweeter smile, a brighter day

A sweeter smile,
A brighter day,
Hope everything turns out better 4 u 2morrow.
May ALLAH be with you always.

Good Luck

ALLAH

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Stealing the blue from the splashing seas

Stealing the blue from the splashing seas,
A tinge of green from the youthful trees,
A bit of orange from the sunset hues,
With crystal white from the morning dews,
I have framed a bright and colourful wish
Just for you...............Good Luck!

Are you hungry?

Are you hungry?
Never mind I have two bowls,
1 for wishes and
1 for luck.
Wishes are mine and
luck is yours.
you can take it or leave it,
choice is yours.

Rain of summer, snow of winter

Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best

Happiness as light as air.

Happiness as light as air.
LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.
Friends as solid as diamonds and
success as bright as gold.
These r my wishes 4 you today n everyday...
Good luck

Never say u r happy when u r sad

never say u r happy when u r sad..
never say u r fine when u r not ok..
never say u feel good when u feel bad,..
never say u r alone when i m still alive...
good luck and best wishes for ever...........

When things go wrong...

When things go wrong...
when sadness fills ur heart...
when tears flow in ur eyes...always remember 3 things
1---GOD
2---ur parents
3---my sincere prayers.....
GOOD LUCK
&
God bless u.

To accomplish great things

To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.

Trusting God won't make the mountain smaller

Trusting God won't make the mountain smaller
but
it will make climbing easier.
Hope you will be able to climb
all your mountains always.
Good Luck

Har kamyabi pay aap ka naam hoga,

Har kamyabi pay aap ka naam hoga,
Apke har qadam pay duniya ka salam hoga,
Mushkilon ka samna himmat sey karna,
Dua hai ek din waqt bhi apka ghulam hoga..

Good Luck & All the best

Khuda tujhe urooj aisa naseeb kare,

Khuda tujhe urooj aisa naseeb kare,
kay rashk tere naseeb per falak kare,
har more per frishtay hon sath tere,
har ghum per hifazat tairi khuda kare...

best wishes forever & good luck

I am sorry. aik buri khabar hay

I am sorry.
Ek buri khabar hai

Mujey bhool jana plz.
Mujhe kuch dinon baad tumhey,
Hamesha k liye chod kar
Chale jana hey tumhara apna

-2011-
NOW
COMMING
-2012-

ADVANCE Happy New Year 2012

Tom Cruise
Angelina Jolie
Aishwarya Rai
Arnold
Jennifer Lopez
Amitabh Bachhan
& me..
All the Stars wish u a
Very Happy New Year.
... 2012 ...

2012 IS COMMING

Fill your life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,
Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,
And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear.
Wishing u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.
2012

Latest SMS

Little keys open big locks
Simple words reflect great thoughts
Your smile can cure heart blocks
So keep on smiling it rocks.
Happy New Year 2012

Last sun of 2010

This is last evening of 2010
Last sun of 2010
Has spread its shine
On earth,
Feel remaining
Moments of last day,
Scatter happiness
Best of luck for 2011

2010's calender is destroyed

Before the golden sun sets,
2010's calender is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in 2011 every moment is enjoyed

Wishing you a fabulous 2011

Wishing you a fabulous 2011
with full of great achievements and experiences.
A meaningful chapter waiting
to be written HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Wishing u a truly fulfilling 2011

New Year is the time to
unfold new horizons & realize new dreams,
to rediscover the strength & faith within u,
to rejoice in simple pleasures &
gear up 4 a new challenges.
Wishing u a truly fulfilling 2011

The coming year is a glorious one

Here is a wishing that
the coming year is a glorious one
that rewards all your
future endeavors with success.

2 Men talking abt marriage & divorce

2 MEN TALKING

1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry

2nd:
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons!

4 Stages of marriage

4 Stages of marriage:

Mad for each other.
Made for each other.
Mad at each other.
Mad bcoz of each other.

Our friendship will never end.

The rain may be falling hard outside,
But your smile makes it all alright.
I'm so glad that you're my friend.
I know our friendship will never end.

Baarisho'n k mausam main

Yaadai'n jaag jati hyn
Barisho'n k mausam main

Har ghari satati hyn
Barisho'n k mausam main

Shaambhi kisi surat
Chain se nahi kat'ti

Subhai'n bhi satati hyn

HAPPY WINTER MOONSOON

Rain is not only drops of water.
It is the LOVE of sky 4 earth.
They never meet each other but send LOVE this way.
Enjoy the LOVE of nature.

HAPPY WINTER MOONSOON.

The rain makes all things beautiful

The rain makes all things beautiful,
The grass & flowers too,
If rain makes all things beautiful,
Why doesn't it rain on you?

How can U tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist?

How can U tell the rain not 2 fall
when clouds exist?

How can U tell the leaves not 2 fall
when wind exist?

How can U tell me not 2 fall in friendship
when U exist.

posted in Rainy day SMS If I could pull down the rainbow

If I could pull down the rainbow
I would write UR name with it &
put it back in the sky
2 let everybody know
how colorful my life is with a friend like U!!

Happy first rain of winter

The Taste Of Oranges
The Walk In Frost

The Golden Sunlight
The Beauty Of Autumn Colors

The Magic Of Wet Red Leaves
"Happy first rain of Summer"

How much I miss you

If u wanna know how much i miss u,
Try to catch rain drops,
The ones u catch is how much u miss me,
And the other u miss is how much i miss.

Running in rain and enjoying!

It Is Nice
When Someone Holds
Umbrella For You In The
Rain ...
But
It Is The Most Wonderful
If Someone Holds Your Hand
And Runs Crazily With You
In The Rain

SUN LIKES THE SUNDAY

SUN LIKES THE SUNDAY
MOON LIKES THE MONDAY
BUT I LIKES ONEDAY
THATS YOUR BIRTHDAY

Today is your day

Cos today is your day,
its an opportunity for u to know that
u are special and special things are for u today,
i wish u all the best.
Happy birth day. Love u!

Fly in the plane of ambition

"Fly in the plane of ambition,
and land on the airport of success,
Luck is yours,
wish is mine
may ur future
always shine. . .
With LOTZ LOVE
"Happy BIRTHDAY 2 YOU".

Prayer is a free outgoing call to GOD

Prayer is a free outgoing call to GOD,
no network or battery problem,
always good signal & all messages sent.

Make prayer a habit and
remember me in your prayer.

Beautiful prayer

^~BEAUTIFUL PRAYER~^
O ALLAH...
Enlighten what is Dark in Me,
Strengthen what is Weak in Me,
Mend what is Broken in Me,
Bind what is Bruised in Me,
Heal what is Sick in Me,
Straighten what is Crooked in Me
and
Revive whatever Peace and Love has Died in Me..!
Ameen

5 solutions to bring unity

Islam Gives 5 Solutions 2 Bring Unity
1 Avoid Useless Talk
2 Avoid Pet Names
3 Avoid Making Fun Of Others
4 Avoid Anger
5 Speak Truth.

Do not betray anyone

Do not betray anyone
who places his trust in you ...
even if he betrays you.
Imam Ali (a)

Take your words

Take your words into account
as part of your actions,
and do not say anything
unless it is good.
Imam Ali (a)

To b in love with Allah

What a nice feeling
To
B
In Love
With
AlLah
No Pain
No Disapointment
No worries.
Just
Blessings Blessings
AND
Blessings.!

EID MUBARAK

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|.... | | Eid Mubarak To
MY FRIEND ..|..... |
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Deepest feeling while praying

"Deepest" feelings of my heart while praying for you ,

May "ALLAH"

Convert
Ur

Discomforts
To
Comforts,

Ur

Pains
To
Gains,

Ur

Minimum
To
Maximum,

Ur

Losses
To
Profits,

Ur

Tears
To
Smiles,

No for an answer

When God gives us 'NO'
for an answer Keep in mind
that there is a much greater 'YES' behind it.
His 'NO' is not a 'REJECTION', But a 'REDIRECTION' :-)

Pray to Allah Almighty

Pray to Allah Almighty,
And show some faith n dignity,
Quran be at your side,
Islam giving you a pride,
Sunnah be a light for you,
That will glow and let you do,
All the acts to make you feel,
Nothing but this land is real.

Allah Says, Try

Allah Says:-

Try to Walk on My Way,
Ill Make all the Ways Easy for you.

Try to Spend your Wealth in My Way,
I ll Open Oceans of Treasure for you.

Try to Leave your Wills for Me,
I ll Make your Desired Destiny for you.

No beauty

Somebody said to God…
“I hate life as it has no beauty”
…God Replied…
“Who asked u to love life???
Just love me, life will become beautiful

gift of my prayers

” I m sending u the gift of my prayers.”

I pray that may Allah increase ur health, wealth, wisdom and prosperity.

May Allah reduce ur worries, sorrows, problems and enemies.

May ur life be filled with love,strength, peace n blesings all the time”
(AAMEEN).

Dua apne lye mangna ibadat he

Dua apne lye mangna ibadat he.

Or

Dua dusron k lye mangna khidmat hai.

Ibadat se jannat milti hai.

aur

Khidmat se KHUDA milta hai……

Have big problem

When you are in trouble,
don’t ever say,”Hey God!, I have big problem”
instead
say,”Hey Problem, I have big GOD!”
and everything will be fine….

science ne prove

Aslam o Aliekum KHANA KAABA

ek aisi wahid jaga hai jis k ooper se aaj tak koi parinda nahi guzra.

Duniya ki kisi Airline ka jahaz aaj tak us k ooper se nahi guzra.

Qudrti tor per us ki direction aisi hai k chand or sooraj bhi us k oopr kharay nahi ho sakty..

Allah se kaho

I LOVE U
Allah se kaho!
I MISS U
Namaz se kaho!
I BELIVE U
Quran se kaho!
I TRUST U
Rasool se kaho!
I HATE U
Gunaho se kaho!
I’M Muslim fakhr se kaho.

Barishun se adab-e-mohabbat

in barisho se adab-e-mohobbat seekho faraz,
agar ye ruth b jayen to barasti bohot hian

Aaj halki halki baarish hay

Aaj halki halki baarish hay,
aaj sard hawa ka raqs bhi hay,

Aaj phool bhi nikhray nikhray hain,
aaj un main tumhara aks bhi hay,

Jab barish hoti hai

Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,

Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!

“HAPPY RAINY DAY”

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.//” ////@@@////
/^”
“”"”"hApPy
//////rAINy
“”"”"”/”///daY/////
With
Pleasent
///”"”gud” ///NOON/
///

Rain rain go away

Rain rain go away ,
come again another day

i sung this poem yesterday
that’s y rain come today

Best day to propose a girl

Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

Just a friendly reminder

Just a friendly reminder –

Relationships are precious,
do not hurt them by fooling
and lying on first April / April Fool.

2 all who celebrate april fool

i m sending this fool msg
.
.
.
.
.
.
2 All Fools
.
.
.
.
.
.
who celeBrate
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
”APRIL FOOL”

31st March Or 1st april

31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools.. :)

YOU ARE REALLY BITCH

U are a BITCH

Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious

r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

shube e barat Ki Mubarak

/\
[;] !
[;] ,-???-,
[;];;;?__?;;;[,]
Shab E Barat M?b?rik

Huzoor S.A.W.W Ne Farmaya
Jo Shaks Shubraat Ki Mubarak De
Use Janat Ki Bashart Dedo

Shab-e-Barat Mubarak Ho

Jo Aj Ki Raat 3 Martaba
Surah Yaseen Parhe Ga
Allah Uski
Umar Me Barkat
Rizk Me Izafa Aur Farakhi
Aur Naghani Afaat Se
Mehfooz Rakhe Ga

Shab-e-Barat Mubarak Ho

Allah Ap Par Rehmat Kare

Aj Rat Faisle Ki Ghari Hai
Kal Sab Ki Zindagi Moat Ka Faisla Ho Jaye Ga
Mujhe Nahi Malum K Mere Pas Kitna Waqt Reh Gaya Hai
Is
Liye Jane Anjane Me Mene Ap k Sath Ziyadati Ki
Ya Dil Dukhaya
Us K Liye M Mazrat Khawah Hun
Is Umeed Par K Ap Mujhe Muaf Kar Den
Ge

Plz Mujhe Muaf Kar Dena

15 Shaban Kareb Hai
Allah Har Gunah Ko Mafi Mangne Par Muaf Farmata Hai
Siwae Hukook-Ul-Ibad K
Woh Allah Tab Tak Muaf Nai Karta
Jab Tak Insan Khud Us Shaks Se Muafi Na Mangle
Jiski Geebat/Chugli Ki Hai
Aur Yeh 1 Asa Guna Hai Jiski Waja Se Log
Cut Cut Kar Jahanum Me Phenke Jayenge

Qabuliyat Ki Ap Pe Barsat Ho

Qabuliyat Ki Ap Pe Barsat Ho
Khushiyon Se Apki Mulaqat Ho
Koi Khuahish Na Rahe Baqi
Aisa Mubarak Ye Shaban Ka Chand Ho

Shaban Mubarak

Shab-e-Baraat Khari Hai

Shab-e-Baraat Khari Hai
Intihai Nazuk Raat Hai
Allah Ki Bargah Me Logon K Amal Pesh Hote Hen
Aj Tak Meri Janib Se Jane Anjane
Me Apka Koi Haq Talaf Hogaya Ho
Koi Bat Buri Lagi Ho to Me Apse
Muafi Mangta Hun
Khudara Mujhe Is Bari Raat Se Pehle Pehle Muaf Karden
JazakAllah..

B4 My Books Are Sealed Tonight

B4 my books are sealed tonight,

i would like 2 ask u 2 please forgive me 4 anything i may have done 2 hurt you.

Intentionally or by mistake!

Shab-e-barat Mubarak ho,

Keep praying for me

SHAB-E-BARAT? Mubarak

Ae Malik.e.Arz O Samawat?
Ae khaliq kainat humen hamesha mahfooz farma?
Beroz Gari Se,
Tangdasti Se,
Azmaesh Se,
Riziq Ki Kami Se,
Ruswai Se,
Qaraz Se,
Maraz Se,
Jahanum Se,
Hisaab Kitaab Se,
Walden Ki Na Farmani Se,

Aapko {SABE BARAT} MUBARAK direct dil se!

Na zuban se,
Na nigahon se,
Na dimag se,
Na rango se,
Na greeting se,
Na gift se,
Aapko {SABE BARAT} MUBARAK direct dil se!

Dua Ka Talib?.

Rehmaton ki hai ye raat

Rehmaton ki hai ye raat,
Namazon ka rakhna sath,
Manwa lena rab se har baat,
Duaon men rakhna yaad,
Mubarak ho ap ko,
Shab-e-barat

Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ur jaati hai

Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ur jaati hai

Koi humse bhi ishq kare

Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai

Free stay

Free stay
Free breakfast
Free lunch
Free dinner
Free trust
Free security
Don't loose this opportunity just dial 15 & say ULLU K PATHAY .

GOLDEN WoRDS

GOLDEN WoRDS

1)


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6)

Bache ko perhaya karain

Teacher ne 1 bache ki Mother ko likha k bache ko Nehla k School bheja karen,


Mother ne Notes Parhne k baad likha k

bache ko Parhaya Karen,

Sunga Na Karen..!

Zindagi to apnay hi Qadmon pe

Zindagi to apnay hi Qadmon pe chalti hai Faraz..,
Auron k $aharay to Janazay utha kartay hain.

kiya mila use mire dunya ujar

kiya mila use mire dunya ujar kar
woh bhi tanha phir raha hai mujhe tanha chor kar

Karo jo bhi sitam hum gila

Karo jo bhi sitam hum gila nahi karte,

khizan mai KABHI phol khila NAHI karte:)

mila do khak mai hum ko magar Itna yad rakhna.

Hum Jaise log roz mila NAHI karte

For Every Smile

If you never thanked Allah for every smile

Then,

U have no right to blame Him for every tear.

Garam khana

¤¤Hadees-e-Pak¤¤ “Garam khana thanda kar liya karo Q kay Garam khanay mein Barakat nahi hoti”. (Mustadrak Lilhaakim, Vol#4, Pg# 132, Hadees# 7125) ¤ MFT ¤

Apni FIQAR Kr

IBN E MAS00D (R*A) Frmaty Hain Bandy K Gunagar Hony K Liye Itna Kafi Hy Jab Us Sy Kaha Jaye ALLAH Sy Daro To Wo Kahy Tu Apni FIQAR Kr.

Girne wala Ansoo

“ALLAH k Khof se Girne wala Ansoo Be’shak chota Q na ho, Lekin Is me itni TAQAT hoti he k Wo SAMANDR k barabr Gunah mita deta hai.” (SubhanAllah)

Hath Ki Ungliyon

*ALLAH ka zikr apne hath ki ungliyon me kiya kro. Q ke jab aap apni Qbar ke andhere me rahoge to ye ungliyan roshni ka kaam krengi* Subhan Allah.

Jab Insan Har

Jab insan har kisi se chup k gunah karta hai, to ALLAH farmata hai, “Aay Ibn-e-Adam..Tujhe tamam rishton main sab se ziada mai hi haqeer nazar aaya k sab k dar se chup k gunah karna gwara kia, sirf MUJH (ALLAH) Se chupana gawara na kia (Hadees-E-Qudsi)

kamyabi ki Trf

Hr koi chahta he k usay KAMYABI mil Jay Laikin Jb MASJID se Awaz Ati hai “HAYYA ALAL FALAH” (Aao kamyabi ki Trf) tou koi zehmt nahi krta K jis Cheez ko wo sari Zindgi Hr jaga Talash kr rha hai Woh to khud Usay apne Pas Bula rhi hay.

Jannat Mangny ki Dua

(Jannat mangny ki Dua)
“Allahumma inni assalukal jannah”

.

(DozaKH se dori ki duA)

“Allahumma ajjrni minannar”

.

Jitne Log parhengY APko B utna HE swab milega..

Kyun K Aurat Ki "Biwi" Nahi Hoti.

Aurat Ki Zindagi Lambi
Hansti Muskurati
Aur
Tension Se Aazad Q Hoti Hy??

Very Simple


Kyun K Aurat Ki "Biwi" Nahi Hoti.

Apni Biwi Ko 100%

Apni Biwi Ko 100% Apni Kamai Dene Pe 20% Sukh Milta Hai

Dusre Ki Biwi Ko 20% Kamai Dene Pe 100% Sukh Milta Hai

dramas me acting.

Bivi: ap ko me itna zayada chahti hon k jitni zayada starplus k dramas ki episodes hoti hen.
shohar: tum itni buri lagti ho jitni buri in dramas me acting.

usey jannat kehte hain

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kion?
Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to
usey jannat kehte hain

Pehle apni halat to sudhar lo

Husband news paper parhte hue:
Begum
is mulk k halaat kab sudharenge?

BEGUM:
Pehle apni halat to sudhar lo
subha se meri shalwar pehne baithay ho

uska husband mere khuwab mai aya tha

HUSBAND:kal mere khuwab mai 1 larki ayi thi. Wah kya larki thi!

WIFE:Akeli ayi hogi?

HUSBAND:tumko kaise pata?

WIFE:uska husband mere khuwab mai aya tha :-)

khush karne ki koshish mat kar

Wife: Main maike ja rahi hoon, talaaq ka notice bhej dongi!


Husband: Ja ja, meethi meethi baatain kar ke khush karne ki koshish mat kar....;-)

Meray iraday baray naik hain

Wife:"Meray iraday baray naik hain,
Aap 100 main
say aik hain!"

Husband: "dimagh k hum b DON hain,
pehle ye bata baqi k 99 kon hain...?

Biwi Shohar Se

Biwi Shohar Se
"Tum Shaadi k Baad
Badal Gaye Ho !"

Shohar:
"Mene Tumhei'n Pehly
Hi Bata Dia Tha k

Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon

Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon

Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai'n
Tumhari Ho Jaye'n.

Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer'..

Husband 2 Wife

Husband: dear tumhari gardan par ajeeb

si cheez hay jise dekh kar khauf aata hay.


Wife:Wo kiya?



Husband:
Tumhara 'moun'...

Why do couples hold hands

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?

....

It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !

Husband to Wife:

Husband to Wife: Tum meri zindagi ho,
or __

WIFE: or KYA?


Batao na or kya?

Wife shouted tell me or kya?

Husband: or laanat hai aisi zindagi pay.....!

Husband biwi se Phone par:

Husband biwi se Phone par:

"Kiya pakaya hai aj khanay mein?"

Biwi (ghussay se):
"Zeher"

Husband:
kha kar so jana, mein dair se aonga.

D e d i c a t e d

D e d i c a t e d

To All My
So0oper Do0oper
Friends
...
~ Khushbu Kyun Na
Aaaye Gi Meri Qabar Se
'Sagar'

Main Ne Ek Umr
Guzaari Hy Pho0l Jese
Chehro'n k Saath ~

Select any 1 GOOD NIGHT 1.GOOD NIGHT

Select any 1 GOOD NIGHT

1.GOOD NIGHT
2.GOOD NIT
3.GOOD 9IT
4.GDNT
5.G.NIGHT
6.G.NIT
7.G/N
8.G.9IT
9.G.N
10.G.NI8
11.GOOD NI8

Select kar liya..?
Ab so javo...!

My Future Depends On My D R E A M S

My Future Depends On My

D R E A M S

So...

I'm Going To
S L E E P

g ()_0 d
/\/ i G h t . . . =))

Sorry to Distrub you At thIs tiMe Of the

Sorry to Distrub you At thIs tiMe Of the night.

if yOu aRe aWaKe And Free, Could U Plz Do Me a FavOur?

Please delete thIs mSg and Sleep. Gud Nite :)

In Our Life, Six Things Can Come At Any

In Our Life, Six Things Can Come At Any Time

...

1- LOVE

2- FRiENDSHiP

3- MONEY

4- ILLNESS

Pathan: Maa hum bara ho kr pilot bane ga

Pathan: Maa hum bara ho kr pilot bane ga

Maa: beta muje kaise pata chalega k ye

mere betay ka jahaz ha???…

Pathan(bara soch kr): hum guzarate waqt

ghar pe bomb

phenk dia kare ga

Teacher to pathan: Batao Pakistan ka Jha

Teacher to pathan: Batao Pakistan ka Jhanda

Sab se Pehle Kahan Lehraya Gaya?

Pathan Boht Dair Sochne k Baad Bola:

Hawa Main.

Teacher: Cheel ko English Main kya Kehte

Teacher: Cheel ko English Main kya Kehte hain?

Pathan: Eagle.

Teacher: Agar Cheel Beemar Hojaye to?

Pathan: Illegal.

Pathan 100 k note pe likha no. dial kar

Pathan 100 k note pe likha no. dial kar raha tha.

2nd pathan: ye tum kya kar rahe ho?
1st pathan: main dekh raha tha k quaid-e-azam to wafaat pa gaye to un ka mobile kis k paas hai.

Pathan-Mere Mohale wale bohat Kanjoos h

Pathan-Mere Mohale wale bohat
Kanjoos hy
sardar: kyon?

Pathan-Sb ne 14 August manaey
Pr
Ksi ek ne b hamare ghar
Qurbani ka gosht nhi bheja

“Noor sb larkon say baat karti hy” Teac

“Noor sb larkon say baat karti hy”
Teacher: Btao iss sentence main Noor kiya hy?
Pathan Student: Master j Noor Bayghairat hy.

2 pathan chhat pe so rhe the ek dosre s

2 pathan chhat pe so rhe the
ek dosre se bola

“yar maachis kahaan hai?”
2nd :”teeli jala k daikh lo”

Pathan Ka Interview Tha... Sawal Aya:

Pathan Ka Interview Tha...
Sawal Aya:

English Me Translate Karo...
"Main Nokari K Liye
Bohat Umeed Se Hon."

Pathan:
I Am Pregnent For The Job..!!:)=P

Pathan. Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to

Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.

Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.

Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck Larkioon

Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck Larkioon pe charha Dia FARAZ,


Bachna ae Hasinoo Lo main aa Gaya.... . . , ., , , , , ,
JEO PATHAN

Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li: Te

Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li:

Teacher ne pocha: Ab Agay Kya Karne Ka Irada Hai?

Pathan:

.
.
.
.

Bachpan Se Shoq Tha
K
CHOWKIDARI Karon.

A pathan said to his friend: “mujhy sma

A pathan said to his friend:
“mujhy smajh nahi aati k log
maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay?
Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai

Aik pathan aurat bank check cash karany

Aik pathan aurat bank check cash karany gai. clerk: yahan sign karo
aurat: kesay?
Clerk: jesay khat k akhir main likhti ho!
Aurat ny likha: " Twade kaky di maa"

Airhostess: Sir ap kia lain gy? pathan:

Airhostess: Sir ap kia lain gy?
pathan: Milk badam, kheer,pakora, tandori chicken wid naan & niswar

Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz ty aaye ho apny peo dy viaah ty nhe

Molvi Pathan Se: Ghusal k Kitne Faraaiz

Molvi Pathan Se: Ghusal k Kitne Faraaiz Hain ?

Pathan: 3

Molvi: Shabash Kon Kon Se?
.
.
.
.
.
Pathan: Shampoo, Saabun Aur Toliya.

Pathan Ka Gadha Gum Ho Gaya, Pathan Use

Pathan Ka Gadha Gum Ho Gaya,
Pathan Use Dhond'te Hue
Ek Park Pohncha!!


Wahan Ek Larka Apni Girlfriend
Ki Aankhon Me Dekhte Hue Keh
Raha Tha...

Girl to Pathan:Tm Khali Pait Ktna Apple

Girl to Pathan:Tm Khali Pait Ktna Apple Kha Skta Hy?
Pathan:4
Girl:Nhi!
Sirf 1,Kiuki Usky Baad To Tmhara Pait Khali To Nhi Rahega Na
Pathan:Wah Yara Kamal Hogya!
Hm Apny Dost Ko b Batayega
.
.

Teacher: 2 mai se 2 minus krdo to kya b

Teacher:
2 mai se 2 minus krdo to kya bacha?

Pathan:
humko sawal samaj nhi aya

Teacher:
tumare pas 2 rotiyan thi
tmne unko kha lia ab kya bcha?

Pathan:
salan...

Girl PATHAN se Jb ap k pas mobile hy

Girl PATHAN se

Jb ap k pas mobile hy or mere pas b mobile hy to ap ne LETTER kyo bheja?

Pathan:

O humne tumko call kia tha

us me baji boli plz TRY LETTER.

Pathan: Hum Bachpan may bohat taqatwar

Pathan:
Hum Bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha


Dost:
Wo kaisay ?


Pathan:
Hamara Maa kehta he Jab Hum Rota tha, to sara Ghar Sar pe otha leta tha.

1 Shaks K.E.S.C Office Fone Kr K Bola:

1 Shaks K.E.S.C Office Fone Kr K Bola:
Janab Light Band Kr Do

K.E.S.C Wala: Hiran Ho Kar Q Sir?
Man: Wo Yara Hmaray Dimagh Me
1 Naya Gali Aya Hai
Wo Tumko Dena Hy.

1 pathan ka mobile chori ho gaya. Patha

1 pathan ka mobile chori ho gaya.
Pathan bohat roya, rote rote hasne lga.
Kisi ne pocha hans kyu rhe ho.?
Pathan bola mobile to le gya pr charger to mere pas hy na..

Queen Elizabeth & Pathan were havng cand

Queen Elizabeth & Pathan were havng candle light dinner.
Queen says-
Pass d wine u divine!
"Pathan thinks-"how poetic"!
Pathan says-"pass d roti u moti":D

Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speed

Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speed
sy kyn ja rahy ho

KHAN:Tm logn ny he to side waly

board pe likha hy:

YAD RAKHN GHR PE KOI AP KA INTIZR KR RHA HY ;->

( -_-)

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha: .

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:
.
Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha, Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.
.

Aur Bola:

.
Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon
.
Aur
.
Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. …

Latest Pathan Jokes:

Pathan "Mazar" Pe Bomb Rakhte Hoy Pakra Gya.

Logo Ne Bht Maara 0r Pocha Aisa Q Kia.?

PTHAN ko Kuch Smaj Na Aaya To Bola:"Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani Thi"...:-)

Eid Mubarak SMS

Of all the days 2 celebrate,
this day outshines the rest.
Lets hoping that
this EID is happiest and the best.
Eid Mubarak to All.

Eid Mubarak to All

Eid Mubarak to all Muslims around the world, may the blessings of Allah be with you today, tomorrow, and always!
Happy Eid!

Writing slowly because she can not read fast

Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: Im writing to my 6 yr old daughter,
he can not read very fast.

My Love for You Grows Day by Day

Love Makes Every Day Special and New...
Sweet as Rose,
Soft as Petal,
Beautiful as Moon,
My Sweetheart,
My Love for You Grows Day by Day
Happy Valentines Day

HAPy VALENTiNEs DAy

If u were Chocolate you’d be the sweetest,
If u were a Star you’d shine the Brightest,
if u were Flower you’d be my favorite,
if u were a Teddy Bear you’d be the most huggable,
So here’s a Hug from me to wish u a ....
HAPy VALENTiNE’s DAy !

Happy Valentine s Day

Across the miles ...
Sending you lots of love and hugs
Full of wishes to say...
Hope your Valentine’s Day is special in every way !
Happy Valentine’s Day 4 all of U !!!

Main Azal se tak raha hoon

Wohi Muntazir nigahein, Wohi Sham-e-gham ka aalam,
Main Azal se tak raha hoon teri waapsi ki rahein.!!!...........

Jaan Kis Ko Dain

Ajeeb Kashmakash
Thi K JAAN Kis Ko Dein.
Woh Bhi Aa Bethay Thay
Aur MOUT Bhi.

Yadon Me Teri Yaad

yado me teri yad thi,
kia yad thi kuch yad nahi,
teri yad me sab bhol gaye,
kia bhol gaye kuch yad nahi,
yad ho tum sirf yad ho tum,
q yad ho kuch yad nahi.

Kon kehta hy k aadmi

Kon kehta hy k aadmi apni kismat khud likhta hay…
Agar yeh sach hy tu kismat mein dard kon likta hay

Now its time 2 fall asleep

Wash your face and wash your feet!
Now its time 2 fall asleep.
Yours eyes are weak n mouth can’t speak
So hope this nite shall be nice and sweet. Good nite.

As u go to bed tonight

As u go to bed tonight,
I beg the moon to give you light,
Tell my angels to hug you tight,
And make sure you,re all right,
And ask the gentle breeze
To care you and kiss good night.

Wishing u a lovely goodnite

The moon from the sky winks at you tonight,
Wishing you a lovely goodnight,
Hoping the sweet dreams embrace you tight.

Caring hearts are awake

Its night time and the whole world is asleep,
But caring hearts are awake thinking about special ones like you.
Good Night

A bed of clouds for U to sleep

A bed of clouds for U to sleep,
Diamond stars as ur bedside lamp,
Angels from heaven singing lullabies for U,
May u sleep peacefully thru out the night.
“Good Night

Ouch i fell from bed

Oops!….Ouch i fell from bed
Trying to reach my phone just 2
Say sweet dreams 2 u. Sleep tight.

Gudnight virus

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Just blew you a “Gudnight virus”
Its contagious…full of luv and care

Dream a dream tonight as you sleep.

Dream a dream tonight as you sleep.



Smile a smile tomorrow that you may keep.



May all of your dreams and wishes come true



bcoz I couldn’t find a better friend like you!

As the day turns into night,

As the day turns into night,



keep your worries out of sight.



Close your eyes and go to sleep,



for all the good times are yours to keep.


Sweetest dreams & Good Night

A Sleepy Msg From A Sleepy Friend

A Sleepy Msg From A Sleepy Friend

To A Sleepy Friend For A Sleepy Reason

In A Sleepy Mood At A Sleepy Time

With A Sleepy Style To Say Sleepy Sleepy.
Good Night

Somewhere Out There …

Somewhere Out There

Beneath The Pale Moon Light

Someone Thinking Of U

somewhere Out There

Where Dreams Come True…

“”"”Good Night “”"
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Sweet Dreams 2 U

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star,

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star,

YOU Are CHANDA And I Am STAR,

Night Is Meant For Sleeping Yaar,

So Take A Pillow And Soja YAAR…

Good Nite.

who we are and what we do…

“Personality is-
who we are and what we do when everybody is watching.

Character is-
who we are and what we do when NOBODY is watching…!
Good nite

Darkness is everywhere…

Darkness is everywhere
The birds back at there”homes”
Roads r “quite”
Everybody is “sleeping”
But i m not
“u know” why?
Just wanted 2 say u
“GOOD NIGHT

Life is not about the people…

Life is not about the people who act true to your face…

It’s about the people who remain true behind your back…
Good
night

I wanted To Wish You Good Night…

.:!i!i!:. Sörry
(“.)!i!i!i!i!i:. Mera
¿J ¿J ¿J Kachwa
Låtè Ho Gya

I wåñtèd Tø Wìsh Ü *Gööd Ñìght*..
Büt Hè Wålkèd Tö S£øw,
So

G¤¤d Night

I Can’t Sleep Wthout Sying Good Night…

. – .
.’ |__ ‘. I Know
‘. .’ It’s time
‘ – ‘ 4 sleeping

But I Can’t Sleep Wthout Sying Good Night
To Special Frend Lyk U

“G??D ÑìGHT”

Night is a nice gift…

Night is a
NICE GIFT
So open the gift
By
Closing ur eyes
You will see
Another world waiting 4 u
Enjoy it with sweet dreamz

G.O.O.D N.I.G.H.T

Good morning With Friends

Sumtimes I Feel what I Earnd in Life,Money?

Naa!Name?Naa!Fame?Naa!

But I Earned da Most Precious Thing…….

Friends..O V”Ik to Ik Chawal”

Good morning.

Gud Morning Miss you Sms

Miss u..
Wen I smell any roseMiss u..
Wen I taste any sweetMiss u..
Wen I look at the moonButSpecialy Miss u..
Wen I raise my hands for pray..!

Güd Mörn¡ng.

joyfully leave everything

Those who joyfully leave everything in God’s hand

will eventually see God’s hand in everything.

Because..Worries ENDwhereFaith BEGINS…!~GooD MorninG~

GOOD MORNING With Smile

.*”Always”*.Welcome a New Day With a

.*”Smile”*. On Your .*”Face”*..*”.”*”Love”*”.”*.

In Your.*”.”*Heart*”.”*. .*”Thoughts “*.

In Your.*”.”*Mind*”.”*.

And You Will.*”.”*Always*”.”*.Have a Wonderful.*”.”*”Day”*”.”*.

“GOOD MORNING”

Sweet Good Morning

Gö”My”$wèét $m$ $wèét”Dö$t”K Pä$

$wèét”$tylè”K $äth $wèét”$milè”K $äth

$wèét”Mööd”K $äth

$wèét”$é”äñdäz Mèiñ Kéhñä* “. ¤Gøöd mòrñìñg¤

Morning Have Two Choices

Every morning you have two choices….

Continue your sleep with your dreams…
Or
wake up and chase your dreams….

The choice is yours!
*GOOD MORNING*

Get up early

One day a fisherman got up very early in the morning

There was not enough sunlight to get into the sea

He saw a pack of stones to pass time

He strt throwing the stones into the sea

While having the last stone in the hand

Saying Good Morning

Saying Good Morning is not a formality or Due to free msg,.. It’s the art of Saying that i rmember u in My starting of the DAY.

SUBAH BAKHAIR…