Sab Mendak Khush Hote Hain

Aaj to bohot khush hoongay aap?
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Kiyon k, barish jo ho rahi hai
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aur barish main to
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sab hi maindak khush hotay hain

"Hum sy poochni hai

"Hum sy poochni hai tou Sitaaron ki baat poocho,

"Khawabon ki baat tou woh karty hein jinhein Neend Aäti häi"...

Manzlain b us ke thi,

Manzlain b us ke thi,
Rasta b us ka tha,
Main ik akela tha,
Kafla b us ka tha,
Sath sath chalne ke soch b us ke thi,
Phir rasta badalne ka faisala b us ka tha,
Ajj kyon akela hon dil sawal karta hai,
Loog to usi k thay kya khuda b us ka tha.@

Tu kisi aur k liye hoga

Tu kisi aur k liye hoga samandar-e-ishq.
Hum tou roz tere sahil se pyase guzar jate hyn !!

Ae dil kisi ki yad

Ae dil kisi ki yad mein rona fazol hai, anso bare anmol hain inhain konha fazol hai, ro tu un k liy jo tuj par nisar hai,un k liy kiay rona jin k ashiq hazaar hain.

Tanhaiyon k shahar ma

Tanhaiyon k shahar ma ek ghar bana lia.

Ruswaiyon ko apna mukadar bana lia.

Dakha ha yahan pathar ko pojtay hain log

Bas is liye apne dil ko pathar bana lia@

Moum ki trha piglty huvy dekha usko.

Moum ki trha piglty huvy dekha usko,rut jo bdli bdlty huvy dekha usko,wo jo kanton ko bri nrmi s chua krti thi,me na phulon ko mslty huvy dekha usko,jane kis gham ko chupane ki tamna ha usy, aj hr baat pa hnsty huvy dekha usko,jane wo mangny jate ha duwaon me kis ko,hath uthaty siskty huvy dekha usko....!

Us Näy Aik Baar Poocha

Us Näy Aik Baar Poocha
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Btao Mujhy Kitna Yad krtay Ho
Me ny kaha buht ziada
Us ny dobara swal kia
Me ny kaha buht buht buht ziada
Mra jwab sun kr vo zair_e_lab muskraì
"ab mujh sy b tu poocho"
0r jb me ny poocha tau uski muskrahat gehri hoti chali hai
0r halka sa gulabi rang us k chehry py Aa k guzr gya.

MUHABBAT RA¡T JES¡ TH¡ ~

MUHABBAT RA¡T JES¡ TH¡ ~

Muje ye ghalat fehm¡ th¡ ~

k muhabat dha¡r saari th¡~

dono hathon me¡ bhar kr~

tamam umer sambhalun gi~

kbh¡ khonay n@h¡ dungi~
muhubbat khone k dar se~

mutth¡yan Band k¡n mene~

mgr jb mutth¡an kholeen
to dono hath khaal¡ thay~

kyun k
MUHABAT RA¡T JES¡ TH¡.

Kahan ho tum.....

Kahan ho tum chale aao mohabt ka taqaza hai

Gham-e-dunya se gabra kr tume dil ny pukara hai

Kahan ho tum.....

Is do pal ki zindgi

Is do pal ki zindgi main itni tanhai kyun hai
logon ko hum se hi ruswai kyon hai
Is duniya main insan kam to nahi
phir mere sath sirf meri parchai kyun hai...?@

Americans

Teacher: Which is the most confusing day for americans.?


Student:"Father's day"..

A great dad to us!

Thank you for being a great dad to us!
Your memories will always live in the very core of my heart.
I miss you Daddy…
Happy Father’s day!

sms for fathers

I know just the person who needs
“101 Ways to Be a Great Dad”.
Don’t worry it isn’t you!
Happy Father’s Day!

fathers sms

The greatest gift
I ever had
Came from God;

I call him Dad!

father's day sms`

Every mother generally hopes that
her daughter will snag a better husband
than she managed to do…

but

she’s certain that her boy will never
get as great a wife as his father did.

Happy fathers Day Sms

It is easier for a father
to have children than
for children to have a real father.

I’m glad to have u dad, HAPPY FATHERS DAY

Relationship of father and son

If the relationship of
father to son could
really be reduced to biology,
the whole earth would blaze
with the glory of fathers and sons.

Happy father’s day.

Thanks for being

Thanks for being
there through the
tears,laughter and
dirty diapers.

Happy Father’s Day!

Happy fathers Day

You may be
out of sight
but you’re
always in
my mind.

Happy Fathers’Day

When I came home in the rain

When I came home in the rain,
My Brother Asked: Why U Didn't take an Umbrella.
Sister:(Advised) why didn't U wait till rain stopped.
Father(Angrily): Warned! only after getting cold, U will realize.
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Mother: while drying my Hair, said,
"STUPID RAIN! couldn't it wait, till my child came home."
Thats MAA (Mother)

Mother stands for

Mother stands for

M - For the MILLION things she gave me,
O - For shes growing OLD,
T - For the TEARS she shed to save me,
H - For her HEART of purest gold,
E - For her EYES, with love-light shining,
R - For she is always RIGHT and always be.

When you feel you are alone in the crowd,

When you feel you are alone in the crowd,
When you think No.1 can understand you,
When your love is rejected by others,
& when you hate your Life,
Just close your eyes, & see, her face who loves you
more than any 1 else,

Someone wiped away a tear

Once upon a memory
Someone wiped away a tear
Held me close and loved me,
Thank you, dear Mother .

Happy Mother's Day means more than flowers

Happy Mother's Day
means more than flowers and gifts
It means saying thank you
It means I love you
You are my mother, my friend
Today is your day!

Super most example of love.

The Super most example of love in My life.

'When apples were 4 & we were 5,
then my mother said,
'I dont like Apples.'
(Bu Ali Sina)

Immeasurable contribution to my life

I take this opportunity
to thank you for
your immeasurable
contribution to my life.
Thank you Mom!
And wish you a
Very Happy Mother's Day!

I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU

I love you
And care for you
Very much
My
Adorable
Nice
Always
Loving
Mom!

Wish u a very happy mothers day

There is no velvet so soft as a mother's lap

There is no velvet so soft as a mother's lap,
no rose as lovely as her smile,
no path so flowery as that imprinted with her footsteps.
(Archibald Thompson)

Your arms were always open when I needed a hug.

Your arms were always open when I needed a hug.
Your heart understood when I needed a friend.
Your gentle eyes were stern when I needed a lesson.
Your strength and love has guided me and gave me wings to fly.
(Sarah Malin)

Wishing you a very happy mother's day

Being a full-time mother ...highest salaried job

Being a full-time mother is
one of the highest salaried jobs...
since the payment is pure love.
(Mildred B. Vermont)

A mother is the truest friend we have

A mother is the truest friend we have,
when trials heavy and sudden, fall upon us;
when adversity takes the place of prosperity;
when friends who rejoice with us in our sunshine desert us;
when trouble thickens around us;
still will she cling to us,

A mother serves her sugar

A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone.

For the best mom

For the best mom
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here's a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother's Day

Mother love is the fuel

Mother love is the fuel that
enables a normal human being
to do the impossible.

Happy Mothers Day!!

The Miracle of Life
nurtured by a woman
who gave us
love and sacrifice...
is MOTHER
Happy Mothers Day!!

A mother's work is never done

A mother's work is never done
She works from morning until dawn
She spreads her love
And keeps you warm
But only once a year we say
Mother we wish you "Happy Mothers Day"

Mom makes me feel safe & calm

I luv u mom
having u makes me feel safe & calm
I miss u mom
Missing touches 2 my face with ur chapped palm
u r the greatest
because u r my mom

My Mother, my friend so dear

My Mother, my friend so dear
Throughout my life you're always near
A tender smile to guide my way
You're the sunshine to light my day

Mother is an undying love

Mother is an undying love,
A love beyond compare,
the one you take your troubles to,
she is the one who really cares.
Mother you are all of this and more,
I love you very much

You've seen me laugh

You've seen me laugh
You've seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But thanks and I love you
Happy Mother's Day.

Essay on mother

In an exam,
chldrn wer gvn to write an esay on mother.

A cute child wrote:

"combination of million wrds
4m 26 alphabets
can never express my loving mom.":-)

Mother, I love you

Mother, I love you,
For all that you do.
I'll kiss you and hug you,
Because you love me, too.
You feed me and need me,
To teach you to play,
So smile because I love you,
On this Mother's Day

Smiles of happy sunshine

Smiles of happy sunshine,
Arms of everlasting luv,
Touch of sweet roses,
There is magic in the air
Whenever ur there,
Mother, everything to U I owe,
May all pleasures of life come ur way.
"Happy Mother's day"

Do you know Tomorrow is Mother Day.

Tomorrow is very important in our life.
Tomorrow is only for that person.
Who sacrifice her life,her happiness
and all her time only for us.
DO u know whats tomorrow.
Tomorrow is mother day.
you must be wished ur mother.

ABBREVIATION OF MOTHER IS:

MOTHER IS AN ABBREVIATION OF :-

M:MOST
O:ORIGNAL
T:TOPCLASS
H:HONOURABLE
E:EXCELLENT
R:RESPECTABLE

It spells Mother

Many hugs
Only love never anger
Teaching me
Helping me
Every smile when I was sad
Raising me to be strong

It spells Mother. Thanks for being u.

Mother is an abbreviation of

"M" is for the million things she gave me,
"O" means only that she's growing old,
"T" is for the tears she shed to save me,
"H" is for her heart of purest gold,
"E" is for her eyes, with love-light shining,
"R" means right, and right she'll always be.

Happy mother's day to your mom

Hearty thanx 2 ur mom 4 giving me such a special person as a frnd.
Wishing ur mumma a very long n glorious life.
Happy mother's day 2 ur mom

Love u mother

Mother is the biggest gift of god
to all human being
Believe it or not she is the real queen
she protect her child and not mean

Love u a lot mom

Kiss My Wife

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, your wife very sweet”

Sardar in Jail

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

How Many Apples Can You Eat

Girl to Sardar: How many apples can u eat with empty stomach?
Sardar: 4 apples.
Girl: U can eat only 1 apple bcoz when u eat 2nd apple then ur stomach is not empty.
Sardar: Wah yar kamal kr diya, myn apny doston ko b bataon ga,
Sardar to his friend:
How many apples can u eat with empty stomach?
Friend: 6 apples
Sardar: Hut yaar.. tu 4 bolta to itna shugal lagata ... face-smile-big.png

I Love U Ka Matlab

Santa: I love u ka kya matlb hota hai.

Girl: ma tumse pyar karti hon.

Santa: mane 1 question pocha tu to mujh se pyar kar bethi pagli face-smile-big.png

Journey From Punjab to America

Sardar Makes Call to Airport & Asks

"How long is d journey from Punjab to America?

Receptionist:1 sec sir

Sardar disconnects and says,
Pee K bethi a chawal jai face-smile-big.png

I LOVE U

1sardar Ko Muslsal I LOVE U K SMS Araha Tha

2nd srdar:aj to buhat LOVE K mesage Aa Rhy he.

1st sardar O Paji,aj Ghlti Se B.V Ka Mobile Ly aya hun:-

Math vich fail

Sardar: Math vich fail kyun hoya?

Son: Kadi teacher kendi ay 3+5=8
Agle din kendi ay 4+4=8, fir kendi ay 6+2=8

miss nu ap confirm nai tay fail menu kr dita.

Shirt k Liye

Sardar:
Shirt k Liye Koi Acha sa Kapra Dikha 2,

SalesMan:
Plain Mein Dikha Doon?

Sardar:
Hawai Jahaz wich Jan di ki Zarurat ay ethe e wakha deh.

Ary kuch de do

Fakir:Ary kuch de do bht bhoka hn

Sardar 100 ka note dikhate hoe bola 50 rupey han tumhare ps?

Fakir khush ho kr Han

Sardr:Te salya Pehle o te Muka le.

Examination Hall

In exam hall a girl askd to a sardar:
‘Muje bas is answer ki starting bata do baki mai likh lungi.’
Sardar ne dhyan se idhr udhr dekha,phr dhire se bola

“The” ;-)

Sardar ne A to Z English sikhi

A:
Apple
B:
Bara Apple
C:
Chota Apple
D:
Doosra Apple
E:
Ek hor Apple
F:
Fer Apple
G:
Ganda Apple
H:
Hara Apple
I:
India da Apple
J:
Japani Apple
K:
Kharab Apple
L:
Laal Apple
M:
Mitha Apple
Nawan Apple
O:
Oooo…! Apple
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RAILWAY JOB INTERVIEW

A RAILWAY JOB INTERVIEW
Officer:Tumhein pata chalay ky 2 train ek hi track pe amny samny se aa rahi hain to tum kya kroge?

Sardar:Me kanta badal donga

Officer:Agar na badal sako?

Sardar:Me Red signal donga

Officer:Light na ho to?

Sardar:Me Red jhanda dikha donga

Chiken biryani

Sardar gussey se: ‘Waiter! Chiken biryani me chiken hi nahi hain?’

Waiter: Sahab, gulab jamun mein kaun sa gulab hota hain…?

Sardar: Haan yar sorry…!!

olad ni hoi

1st srdarni : 20 saal tk meri koi olad ni hoi

2nd srdarni: tey fer tu ki kita?

1st: Fer main 21 saal di hoi tey abay ne mera viah kr dita, tey fer olad hoi:

Male Of Duck

Teacher:

Who Is The Male Of Duck?

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Sardar:

Frog

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Teacher:

Why?

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Sardar:

Because Frog Is

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“MANDUCK”:-

sarko sarki pa lia

sardar 1st time JAHAAZ mein betha

Jahaz runway pe chal raha tha

Sardar ne pilot ko thappar mara or bola

Menu pehle he dair ho gai a te tu sarko sarki pa lia a.

Fruits k Naam

Teacher:10 fruits k naam btao…….

Sardar:.1 amrood,….1 saib…..tyty… tey baki 8 Maltey :D

Lambi Line Thi

Doctor k band Clinic k agey lambi line thi
1 sardar bar-bar line mai ghusta,log usko pakr k peche phenk dete

sardar:Lagay raho kameeno,
mai v clinic nhi kholna.

LOTA Donga

Sardar: tu mujhe 3 caror rupiye de main 2 month k baad LOTA donga.

Admi: (after 2 month)
Chal apna wada pura kar…

Sardar: yeh lay LOTA :D

Sardar in Train

Sardar in Train
T.T: ‘Ticket dikhao.’

Sardar: ‘Ha Ha, Ae ley’

T.T:
‘Ye to purani Ticket hai.

Sardar:
‘Te Mama!
Train keri applied for aey?? ? :)

Full Corruption ki bari hai

Full Corruption ki bari hai

Kyn k ab Daur-r-Zardari hai

Ab lutna mal sarkari hai

Kyun k ab Daur-r-Zardari hai

Ab aap ki izzat aapki apni zimadari hai

Kyun k izat ka shikari Asif Ali Zardari hai

Once a Molvi went 2 Zardarii

Once a Molvi went 2 Zardarii

&

Said !

"Makhlooq ko mat Tang kia kero Werna Allah ka Aazab ayega "


Zardari said!

Bholay Badshao ! Mein he wo Azaab hoon jo aa Chuka hai

*Dhamaka Sale*

*Dhamaka Sale*
Buy Pakistan get Kashmir Free!
50% Discount for USA, Saudia and UK.
Plz contact Asif Ali Zardari.
Commission 10%
Website: www.zardari-dalal.com

Jin: Kia Hukum hai

Jin: Kia Hukum hai mere aaqa?
Sardar: Saari dunya main jitni bhi dolat hai, woh mere account main daal do.

Jin: Bakwaas na karo main Jin hon Zardari nahi.

2 ghantay aatay ki line main

2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya.

Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon.
Kuch dari baat woh wapas aakr aatay ki line main khara ho gaya.
Kisi ne pucha.
"Kyon Maar Diya?"
Usne maayusi se jawab diya.
Wahan pe bhi line lagi hui hai.

Meri baaton pe hansta tha

Meri aankhon pe marta tha

Meri baaton pe hansta tha

Najaney shakhs tha kesa

Mujhe khonay se darta tha

Mujhe jb b woh milta tha

Yehi her bar kehta tha

Suno!

Agar main bhool jaon to

Agar main rooth jaon to

Kabhi wapis na aaon to

Bhula paao gay yeh sab kuch

Mere Toote Hue DiL Me Wo Basa He Ab Bhi

Mere Toote Hue DiL Me Wo Basa He Ab Bhi.

Lot Aao k Mere DiL Me Jagha He Ab Bhi.

Usko Apni Jafaon Se Shikayt Ho Na Ho.

Hame To Apni Wfaon Se Gila He Ab Bhi

Paya tha Jisay Barson me ibadat kar k

‘Kabhi Jazbon’ kabhi Khwabon ki Tijarat kr k,

‘Dil ne Dukh Dard Kamaye hain Muhabbat kr k..

‘Tum Jab Aao gay to Mehfoz Milain gay Tum ko,

‘Hum ne Dafnaye hain kuch Khwab Amanat kr k..

‘Ik Zara Si Bhool hui Aur Usy kho Bethay,

‘Hum ne Paya tha Jisay Barson me ibadat kr k..!!

Juda Honay Ke Mosam Main

Juda hony k mosam me juda hona zrori tha,

Najany q kisi ka bewfa hona zruri tha,

Mere dil ne jo is ko poojany ki intha kr di,

To phir us bewafa ka be Khuda hona zruri tha,

Kisi se koi b shikwa na koi b shakyat ha,

Jo mery sath chaht mein huwa hona zruri tha,

Bht nazdek thay dil is liye ab dooriyan b hain,

Ranjishen dosti Mein To Hoti Hi Hai Magar

Tu Maseeha Hai To Aa Muje Acha Karde

Rait Hon Sehra Ki Muje Darya Karde

Ranjishen dosti Main To Hoti Hi Hai Magar

Tujhe Yeh Kisne Kaha K Mujhe Tanha Krdy.

Barbaad Ho Gaye Bari Saadgi se Hum

Wo Aam Si Sham Thi…
Jab Juda Hoey Thy Hum…
Na Toot Kar Piyar Kiya..
Or
Na Ro Saky Thy Hum…
Tum Sey Gila kia…
Na Zamany Se Kuch Kaha,,,
Barbad Ho Gaey…
Bohat Sadgii Se Hum…

Be Panah Chaha

Na janey Kya s0ch ke Wo Baar Baar Rula dyta hai. WASI
Hamara to Bus itna Qasoor hai ke usey Chaha,aur BePanah Chaha..!

Mujhe Bhi Kisi Ne Chaha Tha!

Koi Chahta Hai Kisi Ko Apnanay K Liye,

Koi Chahta Hai Kisi Ko Tanhai Se Bachanay K Liye,

Mujhe Bhi Kisi Ne Chaha Tha!

Sirf Apna Dil Behlanay K liye.

Use Kehna Yeh Duniya Hai

Usy kehna ye dunia hy
Yahan hr morr py aisy bohat sy log milty hain
Jo andr tk utarty hain
Abad tk sath rehny ki
Ekathy dard sehny ki
Hamesha baat karty hain
Usy kehna ye dunia hy
Yahan hr shakhs matlab ki
Hadon tk sath chalta hy
Jonhi mosam bdalta hy
Mohabat k sabhi daway
Sabhi qasmein, sabhi waday

Woh Ana Prast Sahi Uski Baaton Mein IQRAR bhi Tha

Wo anna parast sahi us ki baton mein iqrar bhi tha.
Us k chubtay hue lehjay mein chupa pyar bhi tha.

Wo mujhy likhta ha k muntazir na raho lakin.
Us ki tahreer mein sadion ka intzaar bhi tha.

Wo kehta ha mat rutho k mananaa nahi aata.
Meri narazgi pe lakin wo bekarar bhi tha.

Main shayad phir na likhta usy apni khabar.

Yahan Apni Apni Bari Par

Yahaan apni apni baari per
Sab hanstay hain
Sab rotay hain
Dil tau sab ke hi hotay hain
Dukh bhi sab ko hotay hain
Kuch ashk diloon per girtay hain
Kuch mitti mein mil jaatay hain
Kuch lafz adaa hojatay hain
Kuch hontoo mein sil jaatay hain
Maana ke adhooray rehtay hain

Log To Saaf Mohabat Se Mukarty Dekhy

Kaash Aa Jaye Vo Mujhy Jaan Se Guzarty Dekhy
Us Ki Khawahish Thi Kabhi Mujh Ko Bikharty Dekhy

Vo Saleeqy Se Hua Hum Se Gurezan Warna
Log To Saaf Mohabat Se Mukarty Dekhy

Waqat Hota Hai Her Ek Zakham Ka Marham Mohsin
Phir Bhi Kuch Zakham Thy Asy Jo Na Bharty Dekhy

Aye Khuda Karde us Shaks ke Hawale Mujhko

Aye khuda karde us shaks ke hawale mujhko
Ke apne seene se wo ek baar laga le mujhko

Bikhar gai hun mein toot kar kai tukroon mein
De usse taufeeq ke aake sambhale mujhko

Ya tu uska saath aata kar mujhko umr bhar ke liye
Ya tu chup chap apne paas bula le mujhko

Tum se bichar kar zehan aisa howa muntashir

Tum se bichar kar zehan aisa howa muntashir…..
Ky logo se apnay ghar ka pata pochna para….

Tere Khaloos Ne Barbaad Kar Diya Hai Zohaib

Tere Khaloos Ne Barbaad Kar Diya Hai Zohaib
Fareb Dete To Kab Kay Sambhal Gaye Hotay

Ager Mujh Se Bicherne Ka Nahe Hai Gham Osay Mohsin

Ager Mujh Se Bicherne Ka Nahe Hai Gham Osay Mohsin
Tu Phir Khamosh Raaton Main Wo Akser Jagta Kiyu Hai

Ik Ishq Nager Ki Wadi Thi

Ik Ishq Nager Ki Wadi Thi
Jahan Pyar Ki Nadiya Behti Thi

Kuch Dil Waley Bhi Rehtey They
Jo Pyar Ki Baatein Kertey They
…
Jab Bahar Ka Mousam Aata Tha
Aur Phool Pyar K Khiltey They

Mast Nasheeli Shamon Mein
Pyar Se Do Dil Miltey They

Ik Roz Woh Basti Ujer Gai
Aur Pyar Ki Hasti Bikher Gai

Mohabbat Baar Baar Insaan Par Meharbaan Nahi Hoti

Faasley To Barha Rahay Ho Magar Itna Yaad Rakhna
Mohabbat Baar Baar Insaan Par Meharbaan Nahi Hoti

Wo Door Dais ka Basi tha Kia WAFA karta

Main kiyun na tarke TaaluQ ki Ibtaida karta
Wo Door Dais ka Basi tha Kia WAFA karta

Kabi mom ban k pighal gya

Kabi mom ban k pighal gya,
Kabi girte girte sambhal gya,

Usay rokta b to kis tarah,
K wo shakhs itna ajeeb tha,

Kabi tarap utha meri aah se,
Kabi ashk se na pighal ska.!

Sar-e-rah mila wo agr kabi,
To nazar chura k guzar gya,

Wo utar gya meri ankh se,
Mere dil se kyun na utar ska.