A silent msg for all

Kamyabi ne nakami se pocha;Tumhe insan kese hasil karta hai?

Nakami ne kaha: Jab tumhare husool ki khatir wo apne RAB ko bhool jata hai” A silent msg for all”

Night Tips

NIGHT TIPS:

>wazu kr k sona.

>bister jharna

>dahini krwat pr sona

>tahajjud &fajr k lea jagne ki neyat krna

Namaz Ke Baad

Har Namaz Ke Baad 3 Martaba Pehla Kalma Parho Aur Yeh Dua Mango Ke Aey ALLAH Yeh Kalma Tery Pas Meri Amanat Hai Aur Marney Say 2 Mint Pehly Yeh Mujhay Lotaa Dena.

ALLAH Kabhi Amanat May Khayant Nahi Kartey.Or Ye Msg Bhi Apke Pas Aik Amant He.

Khush-Haali Laanay Waali

Khush-Haali Laanay Waali 7 CheezaiN:

1.Quran Ki Tilaawat

2.Namaaz Ki Paabandi

3. ALLAH Ka Shukar Ada Karna

4. Majboor Ki Madad Karna

Gunah mita deta hai

“ALLAH k Khof se Girny wala Ansoo Be’shak chota Q na ho,

Lekin

Us me itni TAAQAT hoti hy k Wo SMANDAR k brabar Gunah mita deta hai…"

Gud mrning

Na Mumkin Nahi

“Hamesha DUA Mangtay Raho

Q K

Mumkin 0r Na Mumkin to Sirf Hamari “SOCH” Mai Hay,

ALLAH K Liay to Kuchh Bhi Na Mumkin Nahi

Lifetime messege

Lifetime messege

“Agr Kismat ka likha hi sub kuch hota,to “ALLAH” insan ko Dua mangna kbi na sikhata!

So” always pray with a strong faith.

Khubsurat Dil

Khubsurat Dilon ki talash karo
khubsurat chehroon ki nahi.

Q K

Khubsurat Chahre To
Dhoka B de jaty hain.

Musalsal

Tere Ishq Ne Bakhshi Hai
Ye Soghat Musalsal,

Tera zikar hamesha teri
Baat Musalsal,

EK Muddat Hai Tere Baam
O dar se nikle,

Rehti Hai tujh se
Mulaqat Musalsal,

Dil Lagi, Dil Ki Lagi
Ban Jati Hai,

Jab Tasawar Mein Guzarti
Hai Raat Musalsal,

ACHI BATEIN

"ACHI BATEIN"

.."Jin Logon K Khayalat ache hte hain
wo kabhi tanha nahi hote"..

.."Hamesha Muskurao Q K Duniya Hamesha
Muskuranay Walon ka sath deti hai.."

.."Hamesha Sach Bolo Takay
Qasam Khanay Ki Zarorat Na Pare.."

Dear CuStomer

Dear CuStomer
Your Sleeping Time Has Expired...
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Now You Cannot use bead anymore...

Telenor menu main

Telenor menu main khush Aamdeed…

Rishte k LIAY 1 dbaen,

Mngni k LIAY 2 dbaen,

SHADI k LIAY 3 dbaen,

psund ki shadi k liye apni Ammi k paon dabaen

Aur,

Saas Vs Larki

Saas ki Demand:
Larki
Khubsurat ho
Khubsirat ho
Ameer ho
Parhi likhi ho
Km umar ho
Ghar k kam kaj m mahir ho,
LARKI ki Demand

Pehla Traffic Signal

GEOMENTARY”
Batain Duniya Ka Pehla Traffic Signal Kahan Lagaya Gya Tha?
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Jawab Janiye Is Break K Baad!

BREAK:
Ufone… Tum he to ho
.
LU ka Zeera plus.
.
Surf excel.dadi 1 minute.

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Zong,sub keh do.
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Dew, do the dew.
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Jazz.apna he.
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University Life

KG vs UNI*
*k.G=pencil,rubber, sharpener, scale…….
*UNI:Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua:-)
…
*k.G: class me enter h0ny se phly Ma’am may i come….
*UNI:bina btae he mobile kan se lga k cls se bhr:-P
*k.g: bag me hr sbjct ki buk & copy…..
*UNI: yar aik paper to phar

bhaabi jhakas hen

Ye Dil buhat udas hai,

Koi apna nahi paas hai,

Har waqt boring sa ehsaas hai,

Zara apni wali ka Number to dena,

Suna hai bhabi buhat “jhakkas” hai……..

tumhe tang Kre

Teacher 2 students: Jo cheez tumhe tang ya
pareeshan kare use apne pas bhi na bhatakne do!

Student: Chal mama phr sb se pehle to tu nikal! :

baray ho kr

Miss: Tum baray ho k kya karo ge?

Student: Shadi.

Miss: Mera matlab hai, kya bano ge?

Student: Dulha.

Miss: I mean, baray ho k kya haasil karo ge?

Student: Dulhan.

Fail ho gya

Bacha: DAD apko pata chaly k Me 1st Division me pas hua to apko kesa Lage ga?

DAD: Me to khushi se Pagal ho Jaun ga.

Bacha: Busss isi Dar sy Me Fail ho gya..!

Wo Hota Hy

“MAYOOS”

Wo Hota Hy

Jo”ALLAH”Pe “Yaqeen”Nhi Rkhta

Or

“MEHROOM”

Wo Hota Hy

Jo”ALLAH”Ki D Hoi Be’Shumaar “Naimaton”Ka Shukar Ada Nai Karta.

Khane ke baad

Hazrat Mohammad (SAWW) ne farmaya.

“Jo shaks khanay k bad al-hamdu lilla keh kr 1 bar sura e ikhlas yani qul ho allaho ahad perh ley us k ghar me rizk ki dolat bharey gi or kabhi faqa na ho ga.or jb tak wo khana tumharey pait me rahay ga is khanay ka hr zra

SHELA KI JAWANI

Pathn Mayyat k sth bus me ja rha tha to Logo ne usko bohot mara?

Q??

Q.K

Pathn Nay Awaz Lagadi O koocha

SHELA KI JAWANI Lagado.Safar Acha guzry ga

Sardar Funny Sms

Sardar Kuri:

Abu kal nu apnay ghar vicho 1 banda ghat jana wa

aglay din wo larki bhag gai

Sardar: kam ta kuri ne changa nai kita par higi oh NAJOMI C !!!

DIL se Puchha

Ek Din main Ne DIL se Puchha
“Waadon”or “Yadon”me kya FARQ hai?

Jawab mila

åpni tåsveer mms karo

Wo roz roz kehti hai k mjhy åpni tåsveer mms karo
FARAZ

Us nådån ko ye kese btaon k mere påås

Nokiå “1202″ hy…!

Good Night.

<""Thak Thak"">

Open The Door!

Kon?

Hum

Hum Kon?

Hum SMS

Pehle w0 Mri Girl Frnd thi

Pehle w0 Mri GirlFrnd thi
Me Bolta & w0 Sunti thi

Phir w0 Mri Mangetr bani
w0 Bolti & Me Sunta tha

Ab w0 Mri BV hy
Hm 2no Bolte hn
Pura MOHALA snta hy…..

Urdu Good Morning Poetry

~~KASH~~

Wo Subha Neend Se Jagey To Mujh Se Larney Aaye …!

“WASI”

K Tum Kon Hotey Ho Mere Khuwabon Mein Aaney Walay…

GOOD MORNING

Usay khoya

1 Dost ne dosry dost se dosti khatam kardi..

2nd Dost udaas nahi tha..

kisi ne wajah poochi k tum udaas Q nahi ho?

To 2nd dost ne kaha k
Mene usay khoya jis ne kabhi mujhe nahi chaha..

Lekin

Nojawan Nasal

Pakistan ki nojawan nasal bigarne ki wja???

socho…

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media??

Internet??

ni.