Shetan k 4 Nishanian

Wo Shetan jo Ramzan me band nahi hoga unki 4 Nishanian

1.Hath me Mobile hoga

2.Angutha buton pr hoga

3.Msg parh kr Hansy ga

4.Phr sochega k kisko Frwd krun.

Tanhai jab muqaddar mae likhi hai

Tanhai jab muqaddar mae likhi hai
Tu kia shikayat apne or begano se
Hum mit gaye jinki chahat me
wo baaz nahi aatey humein aazmaney se

sunaa hai log use aNkh bhar ke dekhate hain

sunaa hai log use aNkh bhar ke dekhate hain
so us ke shahar men kuchh din Thahar ke dekhate hain

main us k badal jany ka Kkaisy yakeen kar loon

main us k badal jany ka Kkaisy yakeen kar loon
suna hai phool murjha tu jaty hain magar badla nhi karty

na jany kon duaon ma yad rakhta hai

na jany kon duaon ma yad rakhta hai
main girta hoon sumandar uchal deta hai

Us Ne To Aankh Bahr Ke Dekha Nahi Mujhe

Ek Shaks Pas Reh Ke Samjha Nahi Mujhe
Is Baat Ka Malal Hai Shikwa Nahi Mujhe

Main Us Ko Bewafai Ka Ilzam Kaisay Dou
Us Ne To Ibteda Se Hi Chaha Nahi Mujhe

Pathar Samajh Kar Paon? Se Thokr Laga Dia
Afsos Teri Aankh Ne Parkha Nahi Mujhe

Koi Agar Yaad Bhi Rakhay Ga

Hum To Be-Naam Se Be-Aasra Log Hain.

Koi Agar Yaad Bhi Rakhay Ga To Us Ki inayat Ho Gi..

Meri ankhon pe merta tha

Meri ankhon pe merta tha

Meri baton pe hansta tha

Najaney shkas tha kaisa

Muje khoney se darta tha

Muje jab be wo milta tha

Yahe hr bar kehta tha

Badalne Wale Toh Taqdeer Badal Dete Hain

Badalne Wale Toh Har Cheez Badal Dete Hain
Kamaan Se Nikla Teer Badal Dete Hain
Tum Toh Mere Chaar Ansu Na Badal Sake
Badalne Wale Toh Taqdeer Badal Dete Hain

Dil to karta hai

Dil to karta hai zindagi ko kisi katil kay hawale kar don

judai mein ye roz roz ka marna mujhe acha nahin lagta...

Jaan pyari bhi Nhi, Jaan se jatay bhi Nhi ....

Ho chuka Qata Taluq to Jafayen kyun hun
jin ko Matlab Nhi rehta wo Satatay bhi Nhi ...

Zeest se Tang ho ay Dagh to Jeetay kyuN ho
...Jaan pyari bhi Nhi, Jaan se jatay bhi Nhi ....

WOh DIL mein hai..

WOh DIL mein hai.. dharkan mein hai.. rOoh mein hai..
..WASI..
Sirf QISMAT mein nhi hai tO KHUDA se gila kesa…

nahi nigah main manzil to justaju hi sahi

nahi nigah main manzil to justaju hi sahi
nahi wisal mayasar to arzu hi sahi

na tan main khun faraham na ashk ankhon main
namaz e shauq to wajib hai be wazu hi sahi
...

Na wo din rahy na wo mhefilain

Na wo din rahy
na wo mhefilain
na wo jann sy azeez log
Waqt cheen ky ly gaya mery apny mujh sy kahan kahan

world cup chukya hoya aei.!!!!!!!

2 marasi janazay ko bohat tezi se le kar qabron k uper se guzar rahay thay

Aadmi: Oye sharam nhi ati tumhen neechay murday hain.

Marasi: te uttay kera asi world cup chukya hoya aei.

Ku no ball” ho jaye gi?

Molvi jamaat se pehlay bola: “Kisi ka paon saff se agay
nhi hona chahiey.

Peechay kharay aik punjabi ne kaha: “Q “no ball” ho jaye gi?

Boy Vs Girl Funny Punjabi Sms

Boy Suit bhut Changa pehna a,

Girl: Thanx

Boy: lipstk v changi lagai a

G: Thanx

B: make up v boht sunder kitha a

Boy: Sohni Fir v nae lagdi

Funny Faraz Song

Me samja k wo mujh koi SONG suna rahe hai FARAZ
magar us na
Va Gujra va.
Va Gujra va.
keh k apne bhai ko bula liy

3 Charsi On Motorcycle

3 charsi motorcycle per ja rahe the
Darmyan wle ko AWAZ sunai di
““““ thaaaaaa ““““`
Usne apne aagy wale se pocha
“Goli tenu vajji a?”
usne kaha ‘nai&r

A lovely heart that never hates

Friendship means...
A lovely heart that never hates
A cute smile that never fades
Smooth touch that never hurts

...Strong relationship that never ends
Be a friend for ever

I am alive because..

I am strong because I know my weaknesses.

I m alive because I m a fighter.

I am wise because I have been foolish.

I laugh because I have known sadness.

Speaking without egos

Speaking without egos

loving without intentions

caring without expectations


praying without selfishness

is the sign of true relationship.

a relationship doesnt need any promises.

a relationship doesnt need any promises.. terms or conditions..it just need two wonderful persons ..one who can trust & one who can understand

Best advice in two lines

Best advice in two lines
...Silence is the best answer for all questions
...Smiling is the best reaction in all situations

zara si dair ko sb kuch bhula ke daikh lete hain

zara si dair ko sb kuch bhula ke daikh lete hain


Tujhe hum samne apne bitha ke daikh lete hain


Woh chehre kese hote hen ke jin se chand sharmae

KiSi rOz miLo tAnhAi mEiN

KiSi rOz miLo tAnhAi mEiN
kiTNi bAtAiN kEhNi hEiN
tErA hAtH pAkAr kAr rOnA hAi
...tEri aAnKhOn mEiN kHoNa hAi
pHiR aAnKhOn sEy kUcH kEhNa hAi
oR lAfzOn nEy chUp rEhNa hAi

3 Simple Tips to play safe in the game Of Life..

Dont Promise when you are Happy.
Dont Reply when you are Angry.
Dont Decide when u are Sad.

If women ruled

If women ruled the world

there would be no wars...


It would just be a group of jealous countries, not talking to each other. :-D

Kuch Log

Kuch log meri duniya main khushbu ki tarha hain,,,


Roz Mehsus to hotay hain per dikhai nahi detay.

Height of Geniousity

Height of geniousity,

When I was at school, someone stole my rough notes
Now they call it as
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Good Relations Are

GOOD RELATIONS Are Just Like

WATER

No Colour,No Shape,

No Place,No Taste.

But Still Very

"Important" For Life..

nanga khra tha..

Door se dekha to pathan nanga khra tha..


Or



Or

0ye Pagal Ka Bache

3 PathaN 1 B¡ke Pe Ja Rahe The K Raste Me P0l¡ce Ne Rukne Ka ¡shara K¡a,,

mey zindah hon.

1 pathan building se gira

doctor said he is dead

PTHAN "Mazar" pe Bomb Rakhte Hoy

PTHAN "Mazar" pe Bomb Rakhte Hoy Pakra Gya

Logo Ne bht Maara

Pathan k boss

Pathan k boss ne usay job se nikal dia,
pathan roz us k ghar k samne POTI kar k aata

1 pathan jahaz m

1 pathan jahaz m 1 seet pr beth gaya aur wahan se uthne ka nam hi nhi le raha tha,logon ne bht minaten ki mgr wo na mana wo keh raha tha k khan ka zaban 1 hai hum apna faisla nhi badlega,to 1 shakhs aya aur usy kan m kuch kaha to faorn uthkr

Google Khan

Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?

Pathan: Google Khan

Pathan galti se samunder

Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya.... Doobte doobte uske hath me machli

Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola

Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola

I love U!

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:
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Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha, Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.
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Aur Bola:

Ab to bijli bhi medecine

Ab to bijli bhi medecine ki tarah ho gai hai FARAZ!
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Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaz

Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaz Adaa Karny ki Socha

Namaz se Pehly Pathan Ne Onchi Awaz Mai Niyat Ki

Sardar& Pathan

Teacher: Tomorrow There will be a Lecture on Sun.

Everyone must attend it.

Pathan: No! I will Not be Able to Attend it.

Pathan: Ye TV ketne ka hai,

Pathan: Ye TV ketne ka hai,

Salesman: Hum pathano ko chezin nahi bejte,

Pathan after 1 month Clean Shave with
3 piece suit: Ye TV ketne ka hai,

Salesman: Hum pathano ko chezin nahi bejte,

After 2 months full Angrez ban k gya: Whats the price cost of that TV?

Pathan Apni Girlfriend Se :

Pathan Apni Girlfriend Se :
Mere Dil Main Ek Bat Hai.

Girl:
Keh Do.

Pathan:

1 pathan ki chapal ksi ne churali

1 pathan ki chapal ksi ne churali

wo sedha qabristan gaya

Confess To Wife

A Man On His Death Bed

Confesses To His Wife :

“I Had Affairs With Your Sister,

With Ur Best Friend & Even Our Maid” :(

Wife:

Neimaton Ka Shukar

MAYUS WO HOTA HY

Jo “ALLAH” Pe “Yaqeen” Nhin Rkhta.

Aur

MEHROOM WO HOTA HY

Jo “ALLAH” Ki Di Hui Be Shumar Neimaton Ka Shukar Ada Nhin Krta.

Angrezi Yadain

“(Angrezi Yadain)”

Mere aangan mein Kbi flowr Khila Krty thy.

Meri eyes mein b dreams basa Krty thy,

MuJhKo halaat Ki aandhi ne giraya othrwise.

Mere shadow mein b Kuch people raha Krty thy,

Hain remembr hmain rafaqat Ki wo watch ab b.

Sheikh martey WAQT

Sheikh martey WAQT:

Begum Tum Kahan Ho?

BEGUM: aap k Pass

sheikh:Aur mere BACHEY?

BED K Niche Se

Dost:kia BV Se Larai Khtm Hui

2nd dost:Han Ghutne Taik K Mere Pas i Thi

1st:Usny Ghutne Taik K Kya Kaha?

2nd:Yehi K BED K Niche Se Nikal Ao Kuch Nai Kahun gi

Break Heart

Before You Break Someone’s Heart,

Make Sure That You Are Not In It…

Apni FIQAR Kr

BN E MAS00D (R*A) Frmaty Hain

Bandy K Gunagar Hony K Liye Itna Kafi Hy

Jab Us Sy Kaha Jaye

ALLAH Sy Daro To Wo Kahy

Tu Apni FIQAR Kr.

Ur son is fail

Teacher: Ur son is fail. See his report

Eng: 9

Math: 11

Urdu: 8

Social study :7

Sardar ka mobile chori

Ek chor Sardar ka mobile le kar bagh gyia.

Sher ka shikar

Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon

Sardar translate

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I?m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

Sardar watching a movie

Once a sardar watches an english movie and disscusses about the film the next day with his friend

SARDAR: saala kal raat

Sardar went to a mirror shop

Once a Sardarji goes to a mirror shop to buy a mirror.He wanders all over the shop before the shopkeeper comes and asks him,”May I help you?”.

Sardar: “I want a very strong mirror”.
Shop keeper: “Try this one sir!Its just Rs.1000/-”

LOTA

Sardar
tu mujha 3 lakh rupiye de
2 month k baadlota do ga

Dharktey Pather Ko Dil Samjh Letey

“Her Dharktey Pather Ko Dil Samjh Letey Ho
“FaRaZ”
Umer Beet Jaty Dil Ko Dil BnANey Men

Aaj toot ker uski yaad ai to ehsaas howa

Aaj toot ker uski yaad ai to ehsaas howa
FARAZ??

Uthar jayein dil main to bhulaey nai jaty

kahin wo bhi na keh day 'Teri mehrbani'

Baqol faraz:

ab to khubsurat lerki daikh ker bhi hoti hay pareshaani

kahin wo bhi na keh day 'Teri mehrbani'

20 years of friendship a friend

After 20 years of friendship a friend asked his buddy:
"How come we travelled so far in this friendship?"

His buddy smiled and said:
"I know what you are,
I understand what you cannot be"...

friendship is a lifelong incurable disease

Friendship Is A Lifelong Incurable Disease
Symptoms:
Happy Heart
Lots Of Laughs
Few Fights
Couple Of Tears
Some Hugs n
Many Pointless Convrsations Via Sms Or Calls

prepared to forgive

We Cannot Get
Very Far A
F.r.i.e.n.d.s.h.i.p
If We Are Not
Prepared To Forgive
Each Other's

Jab light ho out of control

Jab light ho out of control

Taar ko TU kar ke goal

Taar ko TU kar ke goal konda lga ke boal

AaaaLL IS WELL

K.e.s.c kya janey kunda kahan hoga???

Main khubsorat hoti ja rahi hon

Wife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon

Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha?

wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain

aaj jo dua mangni ha mang lo

Aaj jo dua mangni ha mang lo,Q k jis gar me kutta ho, us gar me dua qabool nahe hoti,

ye mulk b hamara gar hai,

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aur kutta filhal mulk se bahr hai... ;->

anmol na thay..!

ankhon me jo tehreerain theen!
honto pay vo bol na thay…

Hum thay us k pyar k aashiq!
Bas hathon mein kashkol na thay…

Hum ne us ko toot k chaha!
ye us ka haq tha lakin…

Wo b hum ko toot k chahey!
Hum itnay “ANMOL” na thay….

Little Keys Open

A Smile Is Like A
Simcard
&
Life Is Like A Cellphone
Whenever
You Insert The
Simcard Of A Smile ,

Raat Pe Sawera Chaa

Life Is Like
Mathematics ...

[+] Add Friends


[-] Subtract Enemies


[*] Multiply Joys

good nite sms kiss 4 u

Once the moon winks at u tonight,
I wish sweet dreams embrace you tight.
Hope your day was quite all right
now I bid u a lovely goodnight !

Dream touches your heart and soul

Dream touches your heart and soul.
It is a magical memory that unites fantasy and reality.
Hope you"ll have the sweetest dream tonight..
Good Night!

If 10 people care 4 u

If 10 people care 4 u,
one of them is me,
if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again,
if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world..

Hum bhi mohabbat karke gunehgar ho gaye

Hum bhi mohabbat karke gunehgar ho gaye
pehle phool the abk khak ho gaye,

jab se dekha hai tumhare hasin chehre ko,
hum bhi tumhari chahat k talabgar ho gaye.

You are so special to me

You are so special to me,
you’re my joy, my love, and my life.
Living without you will tear me apart
cause you make my life worth living

Dhoop Ke Saath Gaya Saath Nibhaane Wala

Dhoop Ke Saath Gaya Saath Nibhaane Wala

Ab Kahan Aaye Ga Woh Laut Ke Aane Wala

Rait Par Chor Gaya Naqash Hazaroon Apne

Kisi Paga Ki Tarah Naqsh Mitaane Wala

zardari joota sms funny

Shiri Rehman Farmati hay

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

wah wah

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

liken koi jutey say na mare mere dewane ko

Zardari says Jabb Joota BUSH Ko Laga Tha

Jabb Joota BUSH Ko Laga Tha
Woh Zyada Daer Sadar Nahi Reh Paya Faraz
Mujhe Bhi Joota Parr Gaya Hai
Lagta Hai Mere Din Bhi Thoray Hain

Asif ali zardari nay frmaya

Janab

Zillat maab

haqeer
Faqeer
qatil-e-banazir
Misl-e-kanzeer
Be-zameer
asif ali zardari nay frmaya

Zardari Ko Joota nahi laga tu

Zardari ko juta nhi laga tu kya hua "Faraz"

Akhir Jutay ki bhi koi self respect hy....!

Mera Hissa Kahaan Hy

President Asif Zardari ny PCB Chairman Ijaz butt Sy Match Fixing Ki Report Talab Karli...,

Or kaha

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Perfume

Perfume wala
" Sahib perfume le lo
perfume le lo"
Shaikh 25

1 Bar 1 Larki Akeli Ja Rahi Thi

1 Bar 1 Larki Akeli Ja Rahi Thi
1 Larka Saamne Se Aaya Dono'n Bilkul Paas Aa Gaye
Larka Side Pe ho Gya Aur Larki Chali Gayi
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Lekin wo mujh ko bhool na paega dair tak. . .

Lagta nahi ke sath nibhae ga dair tak,
Lekin wo mujh ko bhool na paega dair tak. . .
Jo bhi qareeb aae ga us ke use zaror,
wo meri dastan sunae ga dair tak. . .
Dhonde ga wo mujhe inhi galiyon me aik din,
Dhonde ga or muJh ko na paae ga dair tak. . .

jisme sahil bhi dhoob jata hain

isqh ki gharayaun ko
tum kya samjho ge aye zalim
ye wo daray hain
jisme sahil bhi dhoob jata hain

Chain se so raha tha main

Chain se so raha tha main
Ude Kafan mazar main
kisne pata bata diye
yahan bhi stane aa gaye

Bacha apni Mis se

1 class ka bacha apni Mis se kehta hai
ma aap ko kesa lgta ho? Mis so swet
Bacha to phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k
ghr kb bhejon Mis wo Q

ki har gham app se khafahu jaye

Har ek sajda Maqbol-e-khuda ho jaye
appki dua ke sanq rab ki raza hu jaye
mile appko woh khusyan
ki har gham
app se khafahu jaye

Har Asman me Sitare Nahi Hote

Har Asman me
Sitare Nahi Hote

har samandar ke
kinare nahi hote

har nazr se
ishare nahi hote

har bahar me
nazare nahi hote

har park me
fuvare nahi hote

har jaam ke
paimane nahi hote

Jise chaha use pa na sake

Khushi mili hans na sake
Gham mila ro na sake
Zinadagi ka yahi dastoor hai
Jise chaha use pa na sake
Aur jise paya use chah na sake

wahi log mujhse bichar gay

Jo khyal the na qyaas the,wahi log mujh se bichar gay
Jo Mohabbato ke asas the wahi log mujh se bichar gay
jinhe manta nahi dil mera,wahi log hain mere humsafar
Jo mujhe har trah se raas the wahi log mujhse bichar gay

Color of Orange is orange

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Santa: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.

1 Miss Call

Santa: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Santa: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".

she said her chappals (Shoes) are new

Banta: I think that girl is deaf.
Friend: How do u know?
Banta: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals (Shoes) are new

that's for those who don't know Swimming.

Banta built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled?
When asked him, he said,
"Oye, that's for those who don't know Swimming.

Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

Santa: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

Jaise porani haveli main bhoot ka saya....

Banane Wale ne ek dost mere liye Banaya..

Jise Aap Ke roop main maine Paya...

Jo mere dil main aisa samaya...
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Log Kehtain hain Rupaiye se bharkar kuch nahin

Log Kehtain hain Rupaiye se bharkar kuch nahin

Log Kehtain hain Rupaiye se bharkar kuch nahin

Log Kehtain hain Rupaiye se bharkar kuch nahin.....

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koi hai jo bin Tumhare reh nahi Sakta..........

Ek Dil Bejuban Jo Kuch keh nahi sakta,
Kisi ki judai ye seh nahi sakta,
Kash wo samaj pata is dil ki awaz,
Ki koi hai jo bin
Tumhare reh nahi Sakta..........

Q tere shahar me rone nahi deta koi

Baat karte hain takalluf se jahan milte hain
Ab woh Pahle ki tarah hum se kaha milte hain
Q tere shahar me rone nahi deta koi
Kya tere shahar me aanso bhi giran milte hain

Pathan to Airhostess

Pathan to Airhostess
"Tumara shakal hamara
bv se boht milta hai."

Kanjusi Award

( Kanjuse )
\Award/
)_(
Mubarak ho SMS na karne per aap ko

Shoher or BV mai baat cheet band

Soher or BV mai baat cheet band thi
1 subha Shoher ko jldi jana tha
us ne raat ko kaghaz mai likha:
Mujha subha 5 bjy utha dena

Is Say Behtar Kia Saza Thi

Is Say Behtar Kia Saza Thi Jou Woh Deta Mujh Ko . . . . . .
Kar gaya Mujhy Tanha Magar Apna Kar Ky . .

Main kab thi Udas itni Yaaro

Usy tha jana chala gya wo
Mujhe Q itna rula gya wo

Bohat weerani thi us k DiL me
Najany Q muskura gya wo
.........

True Value Of A Moment

sometimes you will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory

Zid ki Adat badli na us ki.......

Barson Bad B Zid Ki Aadat Na Badli…
Kaash Hum Muhabbat Nahi Us ki Aadat hote…

I can kiss u

Boy:I can kiss u without touching.
Girl:Impossible
Boy:Lgi 20,20 Rs.ki shart?
Girl oK

Boy kissed her

Price Tag

Time, friends , Relations
These 3 things do not come with a price tag.. But when we lose them, we realize the cost.

Allama Iqbal poetry

Daag-e-sajood

Agar teri peshani pey

Howa to kiya howa…

Koi aisa SAJDA

bhi tu kr k ZAMEEN pey

What is LOVE?

Kisi ne poocha:

“What is LOVE?”

Hum thay CA k student.

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Samjha dia..

Garam khana

¤¤Hadees-e-Pak¤¤

“Garam khana thanda kar liya karo Q kay Garam khanay mein Barakat nahi hoti”.

(Mustadrak Lilhaakim, Vol#4, Pg# 132, Hadees# 7125)

¤ MFT ¤

Classical Insult

WIFE: Main abhi Beauty Parlour se aa rahi hoon…

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HUSBAND: Arre!! Aaj bhi band tha kya..???

Be Parwah Nahin

Hum Bebas hain Be-parwah nahin,
Hum udass hain khafa nahin,
Qadar karte hain Doston ki dil se,
hum zindagi main majboor to ho saktay hai lakin bewafa nahin

History Of GulaB

History Of GulaB

Gulab kaise or kaha paida howa?

Jab

Nabi Kareem (S.A.W.W) ke Dant mubarak se lahoo ke qatre zameen par girne lage To

ALLAH ko gawara na howa

Take Challenges

“To know your abilities, you have to take challenges ..

If you succeed, you discover your skill .

If you fail, you know your limitations…!

Sheela ban ker

Aasman main kaali ghata chhayi ha,

Aaj phir principal se maar khai hai..

Sub kehtay hen sudhar jaa, par kya krein?

aaj madam phir Sheela ban ker aai hay.;-)

Ishq ka Sila

maine ishq kiya aur ishq ka sila liya akela tha akela rahay gia ,

na ki kisi se koi shikaiyaat Aye Dost

tujhe sila diya aur Khud ko Gila diya.

Beautiful Forest

“Love Is dat Beautiful Forest

Where Brave Tigers are KillEd by the attractive eyes of Beautiful Deers”

Effort Never Dies

End is not the end, infact E.N.D is ”Effort Never Dies”

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If u get NO in answer…Then, remembr, N.O is “Next Opprtunity”. So always b positive!

ek sachi baat

“ek sachi baat ”

Agr koi ap ko acha lgta hy tu

Acha wo nhi

Achy aap ho

Q k ap us me Achaye tlash krty ho,

Agr koe ap ko bura lgta hy to janty ho bura wo nhi hy

Sardar g got new job

Sardar g got new job
1st day he spent 11 hrs on computer
Boss was happy

Modren poem

Taliban Taliban
yes papa
Having a bomb
no papa

Football

Pathan
itny sary log Football ko
taang kun maar rahe hai?

Shadi ki pehli raat

1 DULAH shadi ki 1st raat apni BIVI
ka ghonghat utha k bare pyar se poocha
kya naam hai hamare "huzoor" ka?
BIVI:
HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W)

Interview

Pathan interview dene gaya.
Manager ne us se sawal poocha
What do you do?

Teacher 2 Pathan

Teacher 2 Pathan jis ko sunai na de use English mai kya kahengy

Mareez ki bemaari

Mareez
mujha ajeeb si bemaari ho gayi hai,

Allah said to Moosa

Allah said to Moosa,
"Aey Moosa mujh se us zubaan se DUA mang
k jis se tu ne gunah na kia ho."

Movies of college life

Movies of college life
(Classes) = Bardasht
(Attendance) = Hera Pheri

Railway station worning board

Railway station worning board "Rail ki patri per tatti na karen"

Hazrat Musa (AS) ne Allah se kaha

Hazrat Musa (AS) ne Allah se kaha k aap asmano pe hai or hum zmeen per hai
Kese pta chale ga k aap humse razi yah naraz hai? Allah ne frmaya jb tumhare opar
ache log hakkim ban jaen or mosam k mutabk barish ho to smjho Allah tum se razi hai

LiFe Is LiKe A

LiFe Is LiKe A
cHoCoLaTe BoX ..

EaCh ChOcOlAtE iS lIkE
a PoRtIoN oF lIfE ..

SoMe ArE cRuNcHy
SoMe ArE nUtTy

Khaak mujh me

“Khaak mujh me kamal rkha hai,

Mustafa ne sambhaal rAkha hai…,

Mere aibon pe

daal k parda,

Mujhe achhon me daal rakha hai,

Apne daman se kr k wabasta,

Wo Hmari chahat

o Napna Chaho Hamari Chahat ko Tm to….

Smandr k kinare ja K rait ko utha lo..

Jo utha sako wo tumhari chahat hai_

Or jo na utha sako_

Wo Hmari chahat hai…

Ankhon Me Sawan

“Meri ankhon me sawan ki jhari rhti hy,

Jesy kashti koi drya me khari rhti hy,

Tujh ko meri wafaon pe aitbar nahin,

Meri to nabz teri sanson se juri rehti hai,

Uski yad me ye hal hy mera Mohsin,

Usay logoon ki our mujay us ki pari rahti hy .

Wafa k Waday

Ab to Her koi tere Aashianay ka pata Poochta hai “WASi”,

Na Janay kis kis se wafa k waday kiye hain tum ne…

Mujhe Chaho

Humarey Baad Nahi Aaye Ga Usy Chahat Ka Aisa Maza “FARAZ”

Wo Logon Sy Khud Kehta Phirey Ga Mujhe Chaho Uski Tarha…!

Bacha Cheekha

Bacha peida hotay hi cheekha: Mujhay kuch nazar nhi aa raha, Mein andha houn..,

Nurse: Stupid, light nhi hai.!

Bacha; Oh tuwadi khair ” Ay Pakistan te nai..

Saadgi May B

“Husun waLo ko kia Zarorat hy Sanwarny ki dosto.

Hum to saadgi may b Qayamat ki Ada rakhty Hain.”

Dedicated 2 Me

” /(‘,’)/” )( /” /

TALIYAAN

Thank you

Funny Zubeda Aapa

Ek ENGINEER, MBA student or ZUBEDA Aapa kashti me ja rahe thy,

k JIN agaya or bola:

“samandar me koi chez phenko,

agar mene dhond li to me tumhe mar donga..

Or na dhond paya to me tumhara ghulam!

Engineer ne Needle phenki, JIN ne dhond li or usy mar dia..

Resignation Letter

World’s shortest resignation letter:

Dear Sir, Thooo…

Thanks….:-D

Kisi or ka

yaad ne kabhi tanha hone na diya,

Tere ehsaas ne kabhi rone na diya,

Teri dosti main itna pyar mila,

Jis ne mujhe kisi or ka hone na diya.

Sacha Dost

TRUE FRIEND:

sacha dost wo hai jo ager apko dozakh mai b mile to yahi kahe:

O BISMILLAH.Tussi vi aithhy O…? Hun sai shughal lagy ga.:-

Height of Disturbance

Height of Disturbance

boy=Pen hai?

Girl=Nhi hai.

Boy=Pen hai?

Girl=Bola na nhi hai:-x

boy again=pen hai?pen,pen?

Dost Zero ke tarah

Kehte hain äche Döst MATH k”Zero”Jese hote hen jiski koi Qeemat Nhi hoti,

Par wo jis k sath jur jaye Uski Qeemat10 Guna Barh jati hay!

Dedicted 2 all my

“Zeros.

Leave Everything

“Those who happily leave everything in Allah’s hand,

Will eventually see Allah’s hand in everything.

Because

Where Worry ends,

Faith begins.” !!Good Morning

Brightest Star

If you look at the sky tonight and notice that the brightest star is missing,

I swear I have no clue how I fell but I’m OK

Husn-E-Ada

Kahin ISHQ ki dekhi Ibtida,

Kahin ISHQ ki dekhi Intiha!

Kahin ISHQ Sooli pe Charh gya,

Kahin ISHQ ka Nezy pe Sir gya,

Kahin ISHQ

sajdy mein gir gya,

Living Alone

NICE LINES….

“Living alone is really better than living with fake people who hate y0u but act like loving y0u”

Attention deficit

Professor:What’s attention deficit hyperactive disorder?

Student: jimbalakadi bamba.

Professor: Sorry, I dont undrstnd wht u said?

Student: Same here sir!

Khusra Maths Paper Main

Khusra Maths K Paper Main uth k Dance Karny laga

Kisi Ne Pucha Yeh Kya Kar Rahy Ho.

khusra: Mere teacher Ne Kaha Tha maths me Har STep K Number HoTy Hain.

Zindagi Ki Kitaab

Warq Warq Teri Daastaan,

Yeh Sabaq Sabaq Tere Tazkaray,

Main Karoon To Kaisay Karoon Alag,

Tujhay Zindagi Ki Kitaab Say.

Gharoor-e-Hasti

Talash e Manzil k marhalon me ye hadsa ik ajeeb dekha.

Faraib rahon me baith jata hai soorat e Eitbar ban kr.

Gharoor-e-Hasti ne mar dala

Wagarna hm loag jee hi lete.

Kisi ki Ankhon ka Noor ho kr

Kisi k dil ka qarar ban kr.

Plans for Life

Beautiful Prayer

” O GoD, when I lose hope because my plans have come to nothing..

Then help me to remember that

Your Love is always greater than my disappointments

&

NICE As Me

Be regular as clock.

Be fresh as rose.

Be soft as flower.

Be strong as rock.

&

&

LAZY RULES

LAZY RULES in our lives:

* the further away the remote is, the more u like whats already on TV

* if u spill water, it wil eventually dry

* dont charge ur phone till it says 5% remaining!

* screw Terms and Conditions & just click ACCEPT

Halki Halki Barish

“Aaj Halki Halki Barish Hai”

Aaj Sard Hawa Ka RaQs B Hai”

Aaj Phool Bhi Nikhrey Nikhrey Hain”

“Aaj Un mein Tera Aks B Hai”

Aaj Badal Kaley Gehrey Hain”

“Aaj Chand Pe Lakhon Pehrey Hain”

Merey Lafaz

Main lafzon mai kuch bhi izhar nahi karta
Iska matlab ye nahi k main tujhe pyar nahi karta

Chahata hoon main tujhe aaj bhi par
Teri soch mein apna waqt be-kar nahi karta

Tamasha naa ban jaaye kahein mohabbat meri
isi liye apne dard ko namoodaar nahi karta

Sardar ke Car

1 sardar g ki car k peeche likha tha: “SAWAN KO ANEY DO”

Peeche se aik pathan ne truck thok diya.

Truck par likha tha, “AAYA SAWAN JHOOM K”

Dosti k phool

Dosti k phool kabhi murjhaya nai karte,

Hanste cheron ko Roalya nai kerte ,

jin ki sansain chalti hon ap k sms say ,

unhay itna tarpaya nai kerte

Pakistani Politition ki Dua

Pakistani Politition ki Dua!
Lab Pe ati hai Dua ban k tamanna meri…….
Zindagi Aish main kutt jaye KHUDAYA meri…….
Ho mera kaam Zamane main Wazarat Karna…
Isssi Halaf issi Kursi ki Ibadat Karna….
Galiyan Sun k b ho DIL na Pashemaan mera….

Ankhon men Samaya

ankhon men samaya ha tera chand sa chehra
qismat ne dikhaya ha tera chand sa chehra

khahish ha k dekhon tere chehrey ko musalsal
itna mujhey bhaya ha tera chand sa chehra

Allah se kaho

I LOVE U
Allah se kaho!
I MISS U
Namaz se kaho!
I BELIVE U
Quran se kaho!
I TRUST U
Rasool se kaho!

Delicate Flowers

Most frndships r like delicate flowers, eventualy they dry up n die..
However, I m a cactus,I’ll always b poking n pinching u so tht u dont dare 2 forget me.;)

Larkion k Hath

larkion k hath main mahendi achi lagti ha

our

larkon k hath main mahendi waley hath………………

dedicated to all romantic personalities

Aakhri Dum Tak

kab koun kisi ka aakhri dum tak sath deyta ha

yahaan tou log janazey main bhi kandaa badaltey rehtey han

Ganwa Baithey

koun ujhra hoga bhari dunia main hamari tarha

usmannn

wo bhi na mila hum ko our khud ko bhi ganwa baithey……..

Dastaan e Zindagi

himat nahi ha k hum apni dastaan e zindagi suna saken

usman

mukhtasir suno jiss ney bhi tora g bhar k tora/./////./././.

Hairan Na Ho

hairan na howa kar you merey yad karney par

uuusssmmmaaan

taloq jin sey dill ka ho wo aksir yad a hi jatey hain,,,,,,,,,,,,

Paglon Ki Tarha

dill ney kahaaaa bhi tha mat chah usey paglon ki tarha

usman

wo magrooor ho jayga teri muhabbat ki intiha dekh kar

Jeeny Ki Aadat

Akaily Jeeny Ki Aadat To Pehly Se Thi,

“Faraz”

Janey Q Tanhai Mehsus Ho Rahi Hai Us K BadL Janey K Baad!

Ajnabi Logo Mai

Ajnabi logo mai bhi dost mila krte hain…

Kitabo mai bhi phool khila krte hain…

Hamain kante smjh kr bhul mat jana….

Kyu ke kante hi phool ki hifazt kia krte hain.

Six Kalimas in English

Six Kalimas in English Tajveed

1) Kalma Tayyab: Laa ilaaha illal Lahoo Mohammadur Rasool Ullah

2) Kalma Shaadat: Ashahado An Laa ilaaha illal Laho Wahdahoo Laa Shareeka Lahoo Wa Ash Hado Anna Mohammadan Abdo Hoo Wa Rasoolohoo.

3) Kalma Tamjeed: Subhanallahe Wal Hamdulillahe Wa Laa ilaha illal Laho Wallahooakbar. Wala Haola Wala Quwwata illa billahil AliYil Azeem.

Us DiL me

Usy tha jana chala gya wo
Mujhe Q itna rula gya wo

Bohat weerani thi us k DiL me
Najany Q muskura gya wo
………

Successful Man

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Shetani Sifat Hai

“TAKABBUR”

Shetani Sifat Hai

AgarTum Apne”TAKABBUR” Ko Torna Chahte Ho

To Kisi Gharib

Or Muflis Ko “SALAM” kiya Karo.

Hazrat ALI (A.S) *GOODMORNG*

Zindagi ABCD Hai

Zindagi ABCD Hai, yaqeen nai?

To dekhain Aitbaar, Bharosa

Chahat, Dosti, Ehsas, Faisla,

Gam, Hmdam, Intazar, Justuju,

Khayal, Lamhe, Mohabbat, Narazi,

Bura Waqt

Wife:Agr mai waqt hoti log meri kitni Qadar krty Husband:Log Tumhe dekh k Dar jaty.

Wife:Q.?

Husband:Log Khty Wo Dekho Bura Waqt Aa Raha hy.

Can U swim?

American: Can U swim?

Pathan: No

Amrican: Dog is Better than U

bcz it Swims

Pathan: Can U Swim?

Don't lose a full book due to a single page.

"Mistake"
is a single page in a part of life
But
"relation"
is a book of dictionary So Don't lose a full book due to a single page.

If U break our Frndshp or forget me

If U break our Frndshp or forget me
I'l hang myslf wid Noödles,
Cut my hands wid Ruber knife
& Blast my head wid a water pistol,
Stop Smiling;-)
I'm serious.!

Kabhi Ksi ko apni safai na do

"Hazrat Ali(a.s)"

Kabhi Ksi ko apni safai na do
Q k
jo ap se pyar krta hay us ko zarort nahi
or
jo Nafrat krta hy wo kabi yaken nahi kray ga.

Apny achy naseeb k lye

Apny achy naseeb k lye hr nmaz k bad 33 bar IYYAKA NAABUDU WA IYYAKA NASTAEEN parhen, share it 2 all girls in ur contact list....

Us k hath par apna naam dekha

Us k hath par apna naam dekha to mein boht khush hua
"WASI"
Wo bare Masoom se lahje me bola tere Hum-Naam or bhi hein....!

Da Size of Candlez

Da Size of Candlez May Differ Bt Dey All Give Da Same Lyt; Its Nt Da Matter of Ur Pozition, Bt Ur Ability Dat Shines...

because you are NICE.

" Treat everyone with LOVE, even those who are rude to you.
Not because they are not nice but because you are NICE...!

Subha,bkhair

Aslam,o,alaikm...!
Start ur day in the name 0f Allah wh0 gifted us wd life 2 pray 2 HIM nd fulfill the need for wich v were born...
Subha,bkhair

Talaash mujh kø na kar dasht_e rehber mein Ay dost

Talaash mujh kø na kar dasht_e rehber mein Ay dost,

Nigah_e_dil say zara dekh tere Pass høøn main...

Beghairat ban ja, mgr ghalti na Maani.

"Never say I failed 1000 times,
say that I Discovrd 1000 ways that can Cause Failure"

(Thomas Edison)

Moral:
Beghairat ban ja,
mgr ghalti na Maani...! :D

Teri Zaat Sy K0i Shikwa Nahi

^Teri Zaat Sy
K0i Shikwa
Nahi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

*._ Ae Humsafar _.*
'""""""""""""'
Chahny WaLon K0 Aksar Saza Hi MiLti Hai.

Dost:kia BV Se Larai Khtm Hui

Dost:kia BV Se Larai Khtm Hui

2nd dost:han Ghutne Taik K Mere Pas i Thi

1st:Usny Ghutne Taik K Kya Kaha?

>Main..!! Har Pal..!!

Main..!!
Har Pal..!!
Tere..!!
muskurane Ki..!!!
dua Karta hon...!!!

Suna Hai..!!
muskurane Se..!!
umrein daraaz..!!
hoti hain.

Ek silsiley ki umeed thi jin se,

Ek silsiley ki umeed thi jin se,

Wo hi Fasley banatey gaye,

Hum to paas Aane ki koshish mein thay,

Somewhere Someone is Surely made for u..

Somewhere Someone is Surely made for u.....:)

&

God has decided a perfect Time, to make u meet that person..

What is the meaning of MVNP ?

What is the meaning of MVNP ?


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Ye Dosti ka bandhan bhi kitna ajeeb hota hay

Ye Dosti ka bandhan bhi kitna ajeeb hota hay...!


Ager
Dost mil jaye to baaten khatam nahi hotin
Ager bichar jaye to yaaden khatm nahi hotin.

Trees & leaves not look green forever

Trees & leaves not look green forever, Roses not look fresh forever.,

But...

I pray that ur sweet smile remains on ur lips forever...
*Ameen* good morning

Sweet Good M0RNING

Sweet !
(¨`•.•´¨) Good
`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨ )
(¨`•.•´¨)¸.•´
             `•.¸,.•´ M0RNING

Na Jane kyun Gale say Lipat Kar Rone laga

Na Jane kyun Gale say Lipat Kar Rone laga Jb Hum Barso Bad Milay...
"MASOOM"

Jate Hue Jis Ney kaha tha k "Tum Jaisy Lakhon Milain Gay.

}{>SANANAZ<}{

Khuda ne mjhe itni izzat di hy k

Khuda ne mjhe itni izzat di hy k...


Jb b mai SmS bhejtA hu to Log Sar or Nazren Jhuka kr sMs parhte hain.;-)

3 BANDAR ZOO Se Frar Hogaye

3 BANDAR ZOO
Se Frar Hogaye


1
TV Dekh Raha Hy


2
FOOT Ball Khel Raha Hy


3rd

Nhi Gya

Wo Rukhsat hua to hath mila kr nhi gya,

Wo Q gaya, ye b bata kr nhi gya,

Yunh lag rha hay jese abi lot aaey ga,

sacha Dost humesha ap se bohat zaida larrta ha

Buzurgon ka qoal.
Apka "sacha" Dost humesha ap se bohat zaida "larrta"ha

*Lakin*

Agr ap 1 Ansu b girao to Wo ap k Ansu "rokne k liy pori Dunia sE "Larrta ha

"ZINDAGI ki KiTAb Me Itni Galtiyan Na karo".

BestLines:

"ZINDAGI ki KiTAb Me Itni Galtiyan Na karo".

"K"

"Pencil Se Pehle Ruber Khatam Ho Jaye.

Jo Ho Na Sake Apna, acha Bhi wohi lagta Hai.

Takhleeq-e-Kainat Ki Ye Reet Bari Niraali Hai
Sagar....

Jo Ho Na Sake Apna, acha Bhi wohi lagta Hai...!

1 sardar ne mobile k sath ek kenchi b le li

1 sardar ne mobile k sath ek kenchi b le li.
Kisi ne pocha

"sardar g a keri science a"

Wo prinda b kayi roz ka bhokha nikla

Ek nawaley k liye kiya main ne jiska shikar,

Wasi

Wo prinda b kayi roz ka bhokha nikla....

Her Kisi Ne Luta Hai, Möhabat ka HawaLa dey kr

Bohat Hara hwa Wajud Lgta hai Ab Apna...

"Mohsin"

Her Kisi Ne Luta Hai,
Möhabat ka HawaLa dey kr.

Ye yaad hy tmhari Ya yaadon me tm ho

Ye yaad hy tmhari
Ya yaadon me tm ho
Ye khwab hein tmhary
Ya khwabo me tm ho
Hm ye nahe janty
Hume etna bta do?

Baat Sajdo'n ki nahin Khaloos-e Niyat ki hoti ha

Baat Sajdo'n ki nahin Khaloos-e Niyat ki hoti hai.

IQBAL

Aksar Loog Khali hath Laut atay hain har Namaz ke bad.

Agr jannat ME APNI MARZI KI zindgi guzarna cahte ho

Assalamu Alaikum
"SONHRI BAAT"

Agr jannat ME APNI MARZI KI zindgi guzarna cahte ho

TO

Dunya me RAB KI MARZI KI zindgi guzar lo...

Zindgi Muk Chali Ay!

Beth kr Tnha udas Raton Me Ye Sochta Rehta hun
"WASSI"


Zindgi Muk Chali Ay!
Per Kurri koi Nai Phassi.!
 
<(,")>
                 ...) ( Zalmo Kisay
                                         ./ / Nu Mera Nmbr E De Deo,

Aik din aisa hadsa huwa k

Aik din aisa hadsa huwa k..
.
.
Kia btaon..



Allah muaaf kare..

hair arz hai.. Zindigi ne diye hain baray dhokay

Shair arz hai..
Zindigi ne diye hain baray dhokay

Gh0r kijye ga

Zindigi ne diye hain baray dh0kay
.
.

Is zamane me wafa dhondne ki kya koshish karte ho

Is zamane me wafa dhondne ki kya koshish karte ho..!!

"Faraz"

Wo zamana 0r tha

Mulk ki khaatir 100 baar mrny k liyay tayyar hun!!!

Joke of the year...




Mulk ki khaatir 100 baar mrny k liyay tayyar hun!!!

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Dost: Itne udas kyun ho?

Dost: Itne udas kyun ho?
Man: Wife se jhagra hoa tha usne kaha ke wo mujh se 30 din bat nahi kare gi.

Dost:Tumhe to khush hona chahiye

"Kon ho aap? Or Q SMS krte ho?

"Kon ho aap?
Or

Q SMS krte ho?

Kisne dya aap ko mera number?

"Shut up" "Stupid" Ab SMs nA krna

IMRAN KHAN vs IMRAN HASHMI

If u give me 100 young boys I can change the nation

IMRAN KHAN