Saturday, May 21, 2011

baray ho kr

Miss: Tum baray ho k kya karo ge?

Student: Shadi.

Miss: Mera matlab hai, kya bano ge?

Student: Dulha.

Miss: I mean, baray ho k kya haasil karo ge?

Student: Dulhan. Miss: IDIOT, mera matlab hai, baray ho k mama papa k liye kya karo ge?

Student: Bahu laoon ga.

Miss: Stupid, tumharay papa tum se kya chahtay hain?

Student: Pota.

Miss: Ya Allah, tumhari zindagi ka kya maqsad hai?

Student: Shadi..

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